NEWS
4-3-01
Can you believe it?!? NEW NEWS!!! i figured since it was spring break i had no excuse not to work on it. things have been going crazy in sprockit life. let's have an update. sicily: she got a cute new haircut resembling paige from trading spaces. she does not like certain psuedo-hippies from southwest ky as much as she used to. she still throws up if she eats meat. her love life may or may not start to point to certain people starting with the a letter in the middle of the alphabet. emily/cliff: our pale lady has found herself a job working at h+r block. she is still seeing the illustrious robbie. and just like the emily i've known and loved, she's still late for homeroom everyday...keep it up emily! don't let the man
get you down! mavis: she has enjoyed in some very lovely black clothing articles. they are snazzy! she attends the movies quite a lot, citing recent views: death to smoochy, HARRY POTTER, waking life, and maybe ice age? ben still whisks us away from her, but an even custody is being worked out. ashley/sirvo: she is seeking a place to further her education next yr. with prospects being heavier at u of louisville. just ask her and she'll gladly explain the housing she will have. you can find more about ash's recent life at her new site: www.fading.org/the613archives. it's a lot prettier than this one. as for myself: i drink cokes and want to get bangs. ashley and i are still planning on hosting that film
festival on april 27th as soon as a location becomes available to us. you still have time to submit yer own short film. come on kids; i know every other one of you has a camera, so don't leave us empty handed. upcoming shows will include rambunctious youth, ohio river rats, and dirty old men on april 26th at denton shelter. the first denton show of the season, so i expect all of you to be there! well, this post has been mega-long, so go sign the guestbook and praise candace burgon.
12-05-01
I just want to let everyone know Emily McArdle is the most wonderful person in the world!!! CHICKEN RING DAY!!! what a great attention getter...yum, chicken molded into ring form. dipped into creamy, buttery, insta-potatoes. green beans mixed with spam for that perfect at-home flava. cherry apple drink. life just doesn't get any better. at least for me. MEGAN'S LIFE on the other hand GETS TONS OF BETTER!!! yes, that's right, i'm talking about the best day in the world: MEGAN/MAVIS/MAE-MAE/BEN'S LASS/MARVIS's 17th birthday! coming up in only 22 short days! i'm stating this early, because i know i won't update it for another two months. so get yer knuckles a'snappin and start buying her gifts!
LOWL... me and mae mae are in the library at school. we're eagerly awaiting the time when we can run wild through the halls and be 34th in line. WE GET TO EAT! AND IT'LL BE WARM! ok, well, off we are! keep on signing the guestbook, and don't be an ass.
10-20-01
OH MY GOD! i can't believe that this site hasn't been updated in more than two months! not like there's much going on in sprockit life as a whole...BUT STILL! somebody should have said something! blargin...so, instead of trying to cover everything that's happened since the end of august, we'll just hit major recent details...like the
dropkick murphy's show in st. louis last thursday...BOY! WAS THAT A BLAST! so many henderson/evansville kids were there, too! megan, kelly, ben, bradley, joey, jodi, zack, kyle, andypants, tiffany + michelle, and some other kids....jumpin around, fallin on heads, gettin' sick...this was hands down one of the best shows EVER-- no, don't try to dispute me--..EVER! so yes, good times with
irish punk bands. there's a dirty old men show tonight at mesker 17, which will be TONS of fun. and squad car will be there, laying out some awesome tricks...i'm so pepped! see ya kids!
8-26-01
HEY KIDS!! long time no see, eh? yeah, well, school is consuming me just like the ebola virus, but that's a different story...any of you driving folk have to go to the 4 hour graduated licensing program tomorrow?? BESIDE ME?!?! man, talk about suck...lowl... sprockits, sprockits, sprockits...how i wished that movie could have been made...
what are you guys doing during fall break?? NOTHING??? GREAT!! movie movie movie! we're gonna make a movie! sounds swell. leave it on the guestbook if you wanna make a cameo. non-sprockit news: I WENT TO JOEY GOEBEL'S HOUSE TODAY!!! oh geez, i'm the happiest stalker/groupie ever! ok, have fun at school!
8-17-01
oh man! you guys are SUCH pussies! complaining about the news! i oughta personally beat up all of you! i'm a busy girl! do you really think i have the time to entertain you lazy bums??? nah! i'm just joshin! i love you all!...well...at least most of you...ok, SOME of you....ok, you got me: i love 3 of you, AND NO MORE! right..so, i have black
crap ALLLLLLLL over my fingernails....wanna know why?? huh? huh? huh?? ok, i'll tell ya! OHIO RIVER RATS SHIRTS!! oh man, are they hella awesome! but anyways...SHOW TOMORROW! saturday! mesker shelter #17! from 1 p.m. till like..10! it'll be great! criminy... if anyone needs a ride, leave it on the guestbook, and we'll try and hook you up. ok bye kids!
7-29-01
BOY-EE! saturday's show was so swank! milo 13 was awesome! i love dem boys! i felt bad for them though cos their stuff kept on quitting on them. but that's ok, that's all right. i'm sure everything will go good for them on the 17th(?). jesus told me so. yeah, and the ohio river rats were awesome as well. but i must say the best thing to
come out that night was the hill falling. just running and falling and sliding...who knew it could be SOO ENTERTAINING?!?!? yeah, well, i'll be sure to try this sport out again and again and again, AND YOU SHOULD TOO! oh yeah, i almost forgot! guess who met the spROCKits at the show?!? DIRTY OLD MEN GUYS!!! oh geez, it was soooo super swell!! meeting them almost made me
want to start motivating the spROCKits again so that we would be a real band... but i don't think they'll be going for that any time soon.........yola...mavola, this onolla is fo yolla: sholla through the holla, and yer to blolla, holla, you give loooolllla, a bad nolla!
7-25-01
GEEEEEEZ....there's been some confusion on the guestbook recently, but it should be clearing up. i mean, we're all for freedom of speech, but myself and the other spROCKits aren't going to allow any: unfounded bashing at our friends, ignorant homophobia, some guy retorting to people that never said anything back at him, and most
importantly TONY DANZA DISSING!! the last one was the straw that broke this camel's back. i'm glad cory took some initiative and took up for him. soo, just a clarifier: if you sign something totally stoopid, AND IT'S MEAN, it's gone! ah, the power of the mouse....ANYWAYS, GO TO THE SHOW THIS SATURDAY! i'm sure it'll fulfill all yer bouncing needs! OHIO RIVER RATS, MILO-13,
and maybe PIMPSLAP! @mesker shelter house #3, sat., 7(? maybe). all right, for all you county attenders, you can pick up yer schedules tomorrow and friday. school is fun! almost. so, see ya kiddies saturday!
7-17-01
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7-16-01
when did TLC break up!?!??!? this is earth-shattering news that i was NOT informed of...and as if that's not heart-breaking enough, they're going to have a reunion, so i'll have to go through the pain of them seperating ONCE MORE... anyways. congrats to mae-mae on her recently acquired license. our little baby is growin up!
good job to the other baby who's already grown up that got his license, but since he isn't a spROCKit, it wouldn't be proper to go into a long, detailed congratulatory message...that is UNLESS. this unknown license-ee enters in the race/competition to be the president of the spROCKit fan club. who will win this crueling match?? I DON'T KNOW!! but whoever does, will SURELY get mentioned....maybe
7-13-01
oooh...creeepy day!! too bad no creepy stuff was done by the spROCKits, or least they didn't tell me about it. crazy coots! so, most of us went to a show at the rev tonight...how excited were we?!?!?!? NOT AT ALL...but various ice cream stops MORE than made up for it. soo...i was really excited about going to
this "!!HARDCORE SHOW!!" at the rev...it's supposed to be AWESOME!! and i really wanted to go...but it's tomorrow, and i can't...but for all you kiddies that want to go: july 14th, 7:00, $5, rev (816 jefferson ave.), supposed to be a band that plays quote "old skool"...should be interesting...but if you're not gonna check out those bands, AT LEAST check out this website
designed by EVERYONE's buddy, neal: The Clifftons i'm sure you'll enjoy. well, good ole syd is yawning, so have a nice life. watch out for the double cola!
7-10-01
man, there is one cheezy video that i think goes un-looked by most....I LOVE ROCK N ROLL...i mean, really, have you sat down and watched this?? all the motions are overly acted out, especially the STRRRROOONG part...yeah, so what if it's my favorite? this video also proves another thing: mullets can be good;
just look at joan jett. she has one, and she'S AWESOME! she played a show in st. louis two weeks ago, but no one would take me...i'm still rather bummed about that one. oh well...i still have ice cream.
7-03-01
JOEY RHEW is the spROCKits' (as a collective) BEST FRIEND!! partially, cos he carried stuff for us, and the other part, just cos we like him... granted, we have other friends too....but none that can compare to joey and his roadie-esque abilities..... i like jim when he takes me to chinese restaurants
6-24-01
Ya know what? when billy idol was young and in generation x, he was SO hot...but now that he's gotten older..put on a few pounds...stills wears a wallet chain...and is on VH1, i just can't go for him anymore...it's really sad...he should have NEVER been put through the early 90's/mtv era!! anywho- the movie
is coming along SWIMMINGLY, if only brad would respond that crazy rat bastard...HA...RAT....well..anyways...back to mr. idol: i can't really say i enjoy rebel yell... i mean, yeah, some of the songs are good, like the title track, but the rest of it???? now, generation x...that band ROCKED!! billy idol + tony james know EXACTLY how to write slow songs...ENGLISH DREAM...
TRIUMPH!!! THESE SONGS ROCK!! wild dub is the only qualm i have with them....it just gets old...well....i'm glad i could get these things off my chest..it feels good to react to a dying star....leave some of yer own comments about old people
6-17-01
well....last night's show was just too much to even TRY describing...so i won't. ALTHOUGH...it WAS the sweatest show i've EVER been to, and i loved every slimy minute of it! so....anyways...the spROCKit movie is getting on its way to a reality; amazing...we girls actually coming through on something...yeah,
i'm quite amazed myself...nothing else going on. i hate everyone BUT YOU. YES...I'M TALKING TO YOU buddy! MULLETS OR DIE!
6-9-01
gaw dang..graduation was last nite, and how are the spROCKits taking it? most triumphantly! we've got all summer to pal around with those good-for-nuttin seniors....and in other cases, a good year or two...enough about them; let's talk about us...i really think we have a future togeth--oh! the spROCKits..yes..um...
the spROCKits have been hard at work since the letting out of that facist boot camp (?!?)...no seriously we have...no josh!...ok you got us...we're just joshin'...we haven't done anything with the spROCKits for awhile, but that'll soon change, mark my words, A CHANGE IS COMIN!! especially now that we have access to a sewing machine...you just watch out!
in other news.....only 6 more days to the happiest/saddest day of the year...the mullets last show... you better be there, or else you'll have nothing to talk about for the rest of yer miserable life. BUH-BYE!
5-27-01
did somebody say SNOWBALLS?!?!? well...nope they didn't, but i think someone whispered shaved ice sucks! yeah, good ole rob finally opened up down on 2nd/green....go have some frog blender....or not.
5-22-01
Has any body seen KEEPING THE FAITH??? if not, it comes HIGHLY recommended..better yet: watch it at night whenever you REALLY need to be doing yer homework...it makes it THAT MUCH funnier.
5-6-01
Let's go out to the Forrrrum! Let's go out to the Forrum!! Let's go out to the Forrrum, and i dunno...look at old stuff....yup, well, this weekend marked 3 MOST TRIUMPHANT performances of HCHS's spring play...and considering that it was a midsummer night's dream i think it went pretty swell...BIG YAY FOR TREE NYMPHS!!! everybody else was wonderful as well (yay squix, you
cuddly, cuddly lion) and if anybody cares, syd's hot glue burn is healing QUITE nicely! the best part of the play, though was the cast party....especially when two strippers, er...police officers showed up with flashlights from behind the bushes in chris reaves's backyard...NEAT!! he also had some pretty good fruit plates...but yes....exactly....VALETE!!!
5-3-01
always conjugate yerselves, people..i mean REALLY...we're on a busy schedule here!! so anywho... i presume everyone will be attending the production of a midsummer night's dream this friday(7pm) and/or saturday(2pm or 7pm...you take yer pick!) i mean, yeah, the play IS boring, and what-not, but what other opportunity are you going to get to all of us spROCKits
dressed up as little tree nymphs...you will not BELIEVE the curiosity that can be displayed on our faces!! you'll just have to come to the performances to see for yerselves....so, i heard JIM BRITT giggle today! he was fixing strawberry shortcake and giggled over the squirting of the rheddi-whip and out burst the most pillsbury doughboy giggle EVER!! quite an experience i SHAN't forget.....right, so
sign our guestbook beasties...
5-1-01
HAPPY MAY DAY!! i really have nothing to say about the spROCKits...maybe one day, we can look back on this "situation" and laugh...hopefully...but yeah, just thought i'd update so you guys would get excited (humor me here) and be all "AN UPDATE! AN UPDATE!" and all it is, is to tell you that in fact, there is no update...sorry folks! side note: i SOO thought that jim and i
ran over arthur in the ranchero today crushing his body under the back wheels....BUT NO!! this just proves that art is made outta steel!...or rubber.....
4-25-01
I'm really beginning to enjoy play practice, SOLEY for all the freshman kiddies we spot on the way over. And it's always syd and em to spot these goofs....so, every afternoon, if you be walking home around 345, watch for 2 girls fist hanging outta passingby cars, with their regal shouts of "STAR WARS OR DIE!" anywho- we all hope mae-mae starts to feel a lot better; not only did
her tummy bother her, but sarah (the root of evil that involves dachshunds) kept on beating her up....tsk tsk...well, not much else to say, now is there?! NO!! well, let's all go simultaneously nap. sorry for shortness
4-22-01
what an awkward weekend. who knew tri-fest could be so....invigerating?? yeah almost. well, we spROCKits met up with some new crazy characters, and some that we've just lost contact with. our good buddy, art, was rockin the corner with his gee-tar, until the PO-PO shut him down. pigs. so, nothing really going down at spROCKit HQ, ALTHOUGH (!!!) there will be some very
excitedness going on this summer...let's just say, it'll involve dream sequences, bubble, denim devils, ROCK 'N ROLL and ALL of it'll be on film....well, it's been great seeing so many new and different names up on the guestbook, so keep on telling your friends to come here, like i know you've been doing....yer all such good little kiddies...yes you are!! yes you are!!
4-16-01
First off, things might start to get a little messed up on the site, so just bare with us....the site might actually change!!! the excitement is just too much to bare, but don't go creamin' your jeans yet, it prolly won't change at all: we're lazy like that. so, it's been a depressing weekend, bandwise: mullets breaking up, sleater-kinney calling for a "break" and not even able to compare with the previous
two is the death of joey ramone. i can't really say anything about it, cos everyone knows how great he was, so it's just pointless review. but anywho-- i (sydney/kelly/better-than-you) want to have everyone (and if yer reading this, you count as everyone) to come over to my house sometime this weekend and watch rock 'n roll high school...truly a classic. but what with tri-fest going on, i don't know if it'll work out, BUT oh well.
ROCK 'N ROLL WILL NEVER DIE!
4-2-01
Well, fellow startroopers, the recent entry in the guestbook by sirvo is true....i know: it's waaay harsh...i know it'll be a hard time for all of us spROCKits and the loyal fanbase we have built up to deal with, but it'll be ok...come on...dry those eyes......ALMOST.....to be perfectly honest: i'm OVERJOYED that sirvo quit....in fact i couldn't be happier. i think i speak for all the spROCKits when i say
that it's about time...we've put up with sirvo's theatrics for waaaay too long. it started out all cute: yelling at people to help her find her lost items, like her purse and feather boa, but then it escalated into accusing fellow spROCKit members of taking her crap...and really crappy crap, too, i mean seriously sirvo: did you HONESTLY think that em or mae-mae would take yer old tire guage?? anyways, a giant burden has been lifted off of our
shoulders now that sirvo has left the band...we can go back to being the original quartet that we once were happy with. so here's one big raspberry to you (do it with me kiddies:) ~~PWWWWEEEWWWWWEWEE~~
3-30-01
come on knock on our door...pleeeeeze......that door gets SOOO lonely......all it has, is the occasional mailman, and i think WE ALL KNOW how lame (with a capital LAME) that is...so, tomorrow is the big turkey outing....where to?? TURONI'S!!! happy days! what else shall they be doing, you ask? even though you should be asking, what WON'T they be doing?? they won't be: sewing soccer
balls, blowing glass figurines, drinking bathwater, or melting mechanical pencils shut....EVERYTHING ELSE SHALL BE DONE! criminy.....my head is throbbing, so i'm going to go lay down.........have fun kiddies!!! (british hag voice again)
3-17-01
WHAT A HAPPY DAY!!! jim knows EXACTLY how to enrich my already lovely day. i mean, he signed OUR guestbook 6 timezones away!! what a swell guy...i have no idea what those other kids were talking about..so...by now, mae-mae and em should be pulling into the lovliness that is breckenridge, and by tomorrow, they'll be bloody, bruisy, and torn up from ski bandits! as far as i've been
informed, sicily and sirvo should be sitting on their butts right about now...well....sicily could be sitting on her butt with shiloh, but i'm not too sure...but WAIT!!! it's spring break! whoo-hoo! party!.....ok, enough of the obligatory out of school statements...have i mentioned lately how good strawberry shortcake bars are? and now they're right at yer fingertips! YES! IT'S TRUE! right beside the establishment that sells crack cream and nads hair
remover, you can purchase these scrumptious bars of heaven! now, wouldn't it be grand if you could also buy mini-jims there as well?
wallow in our humble beginnings>>