Pick-Up Lines

Proven to Be Winners:

  • "Ms. ChiChi, if you were my girl, you'd never cry for anything, except happiness." from Billy Ray
  • flash this picure at them, and they'll be swooning!:

    WE LOVE YOU JAYNE!

  • the ever-effective eyebrow raise
  • "you can PASS-MORE of that my way!!"
  • "yer looking awfully Melliferous* today, why don't you pass some of the by-product my way?"
  • "i'm about to get sassy on yer assy!!"
  • "i'm a magician, and i'm about ready to make yer Innocence disappear!!"
  • "yer parents must be terrorists, cos yer da bomb!!"
  • "what's two times two baby? (they say four) then you say 'play'". HA HA HA HA GET IT?? HA HA HA sent it from the bewitching, Neal.

Use the following after the word "EH!":

  • ...what's yer name?
  • ...i'm a girl!!
  • ...look at my crotch!!
  • ...i'm a girl monkey!!(or guy monkey...whichever you think could be more affective)

Never gonna work:

  • "i'll show you mine, if you show me yers!"
  • "baby, yer so sweet, i've got a toothache!"<-----only works for the donnas
  • giving yerself a camel toe and then approaching them

And FRESH with a guarantee from Mavis + Cliff:

  • "If I were a bird, I think I'd like to have my tale feathers plucked!"
  • "Will you take me to the West Side 'NUT' Club?"
  • and as an opening line to really impress your potential sweet cake.... " I want some Nanner Nut Bread, you can interpret that however you want, Honey!"
  • "Watch out, or i'll get nude nude with ya!!!"


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