One fine day, Mavis and Sydney's sea-faring parent's decided to desert them while they sailed the vast waters of Kentucky Lake. The two girls talked and found they had many similarities. They both liked the same music. They wanted to get boys...LOTS of them...and they wanted to be stalked through the mall by swarms of admirers.....They also both had guitars and a jones to play. Thus the SpROCKits were formed. Originally the band members were supposed to have names pertaining to hardware, such as Sally Screw, Hanin Hammer, and Lola Ladder, but thinking of the better, they decided to keep their christian names(although the SpROCKit is a quarter Jewish).
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, Sicily was dreaming of becoming a drummer extrodinaire. However, she had no drums. The 4th SpROCKit, Cliff, was in a similar, but more easily remedied predicament. She had the urge but she had no bass. "Not a problem!" cried Mavis and Sydney. You can "Borrow" Christopher Horning's. (INCIDENTALLY, Cliff's boyfriend, Ginger Vitis of the Kittens now has the Chris's bass) Sicily's drums were not so easily obtained. After many "private donations" Sicily finally obtained the necessarry funds. And after an extended period of time her drums were delivered by a duet of blonde murrians. The SpROCKits made their debute playing a cover of Blink 182's "Dammit" at Sicily's church.
BUT THIS TALE IS NOT OVER!! no! Far from it! So this foursome went on their merely little way, until (dum, dum, duuummm) one night at a show! The turkey clan was all nestled in a huge swing, when a lovely lass, by the name of ashley came up. Everybody there called her Pat, but Sydney did not approve...she said, "Shoot yo, we need to get you a good name!". And after watching many hours of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Sirvo received her name!!! Of course, it's not just like Tom Servo, she's a distant relative. Later on that night, in between Mavis' + Sydney's crazy dancin', the girls propositioned Sirvo to join the SpROCKits. At first, it was taken as a joke...but jokes can't last forever!! Soon we were cornering her in school, begging her to please, please be in our band....at last, she agreed. And Jodi Gish is the coolest person around.