Finally!
Superman better get his blue pansy tights and red bikini underwear worn over the outside of his pants outta here!
Spider-Man can swing out of the way in his little spandex body suit!
The Hulk can get as mad as he wants
But no one can intimidate...
SUMO-MAN!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, Sumo-man, an 18 year old professional sumo wrestler fights crime with his 450 pound body, leaps over small (very small) rocks in a single bound, walks little old ladies across the street, stopping the cars with the sheer weight of his body, terrorizes the general public, and really likes chicken McNuggets.
The below links are links of Sumo-Man in action. Yes, I said in action. The green words are what you click on to see Sumo-Man, the white words give a slight explanation to the chaotic scenes you are about to witness. Right click on the link, then click save target as to see the movie.
Out and about on campus(Take special notice to the young gentleman in the blue shirt. Watch it more than once if you don't see it at first...)
Sumo-Man Vs. The Deadly Road Cone(Some people really don't realize how mean those road cones can be...)
Sumo-Man Vs. The Deadly Dog(Crikey! That little bugga almost ripped my arm off!)
Sumo-Man gettin' his freak on(Like all 18 year old sumo wrestlers, Sumo-Man has to work his male charms on the opposite sex)
Revenge of the Nerds(Remember the movie? It wasn't really a movie...)
Sumo-Man was not designed to take on ninjas...(1 ninja...definatly. 2 ninjas...maybe. 2 ninjas and 1 butt grabbing pervert...definatly...not.)
Chasing a thief(Ah...Sumo-Man at his best.)
Trying to fly(Notice the flailing feet and arms as Sumo-Man jumps.)
Typical start to a typical day(Can't go around with a wedgie all day, now can we?)
