STINK AND LINGER: Song Lyrics
UGLY UNDERWEAR
(from the SNEEK-A-PEEK tape)
I have ugly underwear. I can't find a pair to wear.
My haines her way are made of cotton; they fit great, but the crotch is rotten.
How 'bout those little pink hearts streaked with shit brown skidmarks?
UGLY UNDERWEAR
UGLY UNDERWEAR
UGLY UNDERWEAR
UGLY UNDERWEAR
The pair I stole from the mall are stuck up on my bedroom wall.
How 'bout that pair made of plastic? They're the ones with trashed elastic.
My G-string with the leopard spots smells kinda funny in the crotch.
UGLY UNDERWEAR
UGLY UNDERWEAR
UGLY UNDERWEAR
UGLY UNDERWEAR
I loaned my boxers to a friend and yesterday she turned up dead.
The purple briefs ride up my ass, and wool tends to irritate my crack.
There is one pair that I don't hate; it's the goddamn pair my fucking dog ate.
UGLY UNDERWEAR
UGLY UNDERWEAR
UGLY UNDERWEAR
UGLY UNDERWEAR
I've got ugly underwear!!!
copyright 1999, by E. Tanzer
DON'T CALL ME SKIDMARKS
(from the SNEEK-A-PEEK tape)
An orange and white tabby got hit by a car.
His head's in my driveway, his body, my yard.
Brains oozed from his skull as blood poured from his eyes.
His limp tail twitched as he laid there and died.
FLAT CAT, SPLAT CAT; GOT HIT BY A CAR
FLAT CAT, SPLAT CAT; WON'T PURR ANYMORE
FLAT CAT, SPLAT CAT; YOUR NINE LIVES ARE SHOT
FLAT CAT, IT WAS YOUR CAT; GOT HIT BY A CAR
Poor little flat cat, he didn't stand a chance.
The car that destroyed him has got blood on it's rims.
The noise that cat made as he gasped his last breath,
I can't begin to describe what I'll never forget.
FLAT CAT, SPLAT CAT; GOT HIT BY A CAR
FLAT CAT, SPLAT CAT; WON'T PURR ANYMORE
FLAT CAT, SPLAT CAT; YOUR NINE LIVES ARE SHOT
FLAT CAT, IT WAS YOUR CAT; GOT KILLED BY YOUR CAR
copyright 1999, by E. Tanzer
GO FUCK YOURSELF
(unreleased to date)
You beat your wife and then you rape her.
Sex, not love, is your motivator.
Say your prayers, you fucking wanker!
Late last night you crawled into bed.
You grabbed her hair and said,"Gimme some head."
She grabbed her gun...and BANG! you're dead.
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
You're a stupid putz and now you're dead.
You're an ugly schmuck and now you're dead.
You're a lousy fuck and now you're dead, HA!
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
copyright 2000, by E. Tanzer, S. Fries and J. Lasky
P.R.F.O.
(from the SNEEK-A-PEEK tape)
PUNK ROCK
PUNK ROCK FUCK OFF
PUNK ROCK
PUNK ROCK FUCK OFF
Yeah! We're STINK AND LINGER!
Who, or what are you? I don't care
Bow down and worship the ground I walk on you worm
Yeah! We're STINK AND LINGER!
PUNK ROCK
PUNK ROCK FUCK OFF
PUNK ROCK
PUNK ROCK FUCK OFF
Yeah! We're STINK AND LINGER!
Who the hell are you? I don't care.
Lick the scum from the bottom of my boot you loser
Yeah! We're STINK AND LINGER!
PUNK ROCK
PUNK ROCK FUCK OFF
PUNK ROCK
PUNK ROCK FUCK OFF
Yeah! We're STINK AND LINGER!
Who the fuck are you? I don't care.
Suck the shit out of my bloody butt you freak
Yeah! We're STINK AND LINGER!
copyright 1999, by E. Tanzer
SNAPPED
(unreleased to date)
Your little life is so divine and then one day you lose your mind.
Killed your wife and kids and dog; killed your boss and lost your job.
WHY? Cuz you just fucking SNAPPED!!!
SNAPPED!!!
SNAPPED!!!
YOU SNAPPED!!!
Wrecked your car, wound up in jail. There's no way you'll make bail.
Shot your world to bloody hell, and now you're in a padded cell.
WHY? Cuz you just fucking SNAPPED!!!
SNAPPED!!!
SNAPPED!!!
YOU SNAPPED!!!
Boring life, you just can't hack it. Trade your suit in on a straight jacket.
You had a yacht, you had it all. Now you're fucked up on Demerol....
Cuz you just fucking SNAPPED!!!
SNAPPED!!!
SNAPPED!!!
YOU SNAPPED!!!
Doctors tried to find a cure. They ran tests. Y'know, they're still not sure.
You were normal so long ago, what happened to you? Don't you know?
I DO... you just motherfucking SNAPPED!!!
SNAPPED!!!
SNAPPED!!!
YOU SNAPPED!!!
written by The Cunts, used by permission.
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