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Help end poverty, eat the poor Boldly going nowhere Tattoos: The body is god's temple. It's up to us to wallpaper it. They say I have the body of a god...who is this Buddah guy anyway? Religions are just large cults Get a tase of religion, bite a priest Never trust a priest with a hard-on Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely cerimonial Eve was framed Have you nailed your Messiah lately? A waist is a terrible thing to mind My body is in shape...a circle is a shape! I'm in no shape to exercise To save time, let's just assume I know everything If it weren't for boys, I'd quit school It's as bad as you think, and yes, they are out to get you HAWONK! Save a tree, wipe your ass with an owl Have a day Have a nice day...somewhere else If I throw a stick, will you leave? Used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead If men are smarter than women, why do they tie small nooses around their necks before going to work every day? I like cats, they taste like chicken Cat, the other white meat You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you Home honey, I'm high I said no to drugs, but they wouldn't listen I'm not as think as I drunk you am, ociffer There's too much blood in my alcohol system Nice face! What are you going to do when the baboon wants his butt back? My karma ran over your dogma I didn't lose the keys this time, I lost the whole damn car Is there life after death? Fuck with my car and you'll find out You toucha my keys, I breaka you face So many boys, such little minds Don't make me kill you Read all warnings and cautions on this label: improper use could result in serious bodily injury It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarous! I only look sweet and innocent If you can't say something funny about someone, don't say anything at all I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast? Try not to let your mind wander, it's much too small to be outside by itself We're all here because we're not all there Someone pissed in your gene pool Discourage country music, stop inbreeding Don't interrupt me while I am talking to myself I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems People like you are the reason people like me need medication There's one in every crowd, and I'm it I may not be mentally sound, but at least I don't sound mental I smile because I have no idea what's going on I was the guinea pig for those experiments Be quiet brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip! Out of my mind, back in five minutes Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done Allergic to sunlight Let us prey Never trust anything that bleeds for 3-5 days and doesn't die Sorry, I don't do nice Keep watching, I might do a trick You've been a naughty boy, go to my room One of us is thinking about sex...Ok, it's me Overworked and underlaid Lead me not unto tempation...I can find it myself Bite me...Literally Are the handcuffs too tight? Yes? Good! I take a little pain with my pleasure Spank me Been there, fuck that Torn between the good girl/bad girl thing Boys are great, every girl should own one Will buy drinks for sex I'm not playing with myself, I'm just adjusting my jewelry You address me as mistress, or you don't undress me at all Slave wanted: No experiance neccesary, willing to train

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