It is now 1:26 AM, and I absolutely cannot sleep.  So this is what 
my sleep deprived mind can come up with.


There was this one time when I was in school when I tried to get 
suspended.  I smoked in the commons, waved to my teachers 
while I was skipping their class, walked around aimlessly 
in the halls without a pass, and all to no avail.  It wasn't until 
5 minutes before school was out for the day that I told the 
uptight Study Hall teacher that he (and I quote) "Blew fucking goat 
nuts, and you can go to hell" I didn't even have Study Hall that 
period.  Not my most articulate, but I made my point.  But after 
he sent me to the VP's office, the bell rang, and the VP let me 
go!  If you had been me, what would you have done to get suspended 
(or have you already been suspended for it?)  Tell me here. 


Anyways.  So I'm sitting here eating cold pizza.  Pizza Hut Pan Crust sausage pizza,
 if you wanted to know.  I'm starting to realize how creepy my house 
is.  It's like Scooby Doo haunted house creepy.  Did you know 
that everything in the Scooby Doo cartoons can be related to drugs?  
Scooby snacks are supposedly hits of acid, and didn't you 
notice how hungry Shaggy always is?  It's the munchies!  
Once (long ago when I did this stuff) I got the munchies so 
bad I ate a whole bag of Doritos.  The really really really big 
bag.  I know a guy that drank a cup of piss, not even his own, on 
a dare for $10.  That is so gross.  Did anyone ever watch 
the show Double Dare on Nickelodeon?  It's amazing the stupid crap 
kids will watch, and like it!!  I used to watch You Can't Do That 
on Television", too.  They got green gak poured on their head if 
they said "I don't know".  It was the most pointless show.  It 
was also a Canadian show, so that explains alot.  Alanis Morrisette 
was on that show.  She was my idol when "You Oghtta Know" came out.  
It was the best ex boyfriend hating song I had ever heard.  Then 
she comes out with a new cd and that crappy "Thank You"?  I'd thank 
her to put her clothes back on.  For some reason I used to like 
to drink Cappuccino and eat Funyons together.  I can't imagine my 
breath after that.  Isn't Funyons a cool word to say?  Say it out loud 
a few times.  

This is getting ridiculous.  It's 2:09.  Do you know where your 
children are?  Ok, so if I went back up to what I just wrote, and 
found links to all the stupid crap I just put up there, would 
anyone go?  Hey, I'm gonna do it, and you tell me if you go, ok?

O.K, it's now absolutely dripping with links, and it's only 2:53 AM.   
*yawn* I'm going to bed now.  Good night.