It is now 1:26 AM, and I absolutely cannot sleep. So this is what my sleep deprived mind can come up with. There was this one time when I was in school when I tried to get suspended. I smoked in the commons, waved to my teachers while I was skipping their class, walked around aimlessly in the halls without a pass, and all to no avail. It wasn't until 5 minutes before school was out for the day that I told the uptight Study Hall teacher that he (and I quote) "Blew fucking goat nuts, and you can go to hell" I didn't even have Study Hall that period. Not my most articulate, but I made my point. But after he sent me to the VP's office, the bell rang, and the VP let me go! If you had been me, what would you have done to get suspended (or have you already been suspended for it?) Tell me here. Anyways. So I'm sitting here eating cold pizza. Pizza Hut Pan Crust sausage pizza, if you wanted to know. I'm starting to realize how creepy my house is. It's like Scooby Doo haunted house creepy. Did you know that everything in the Scooby Doo cartoons can be related to drugs? Scooby snacks are supposedly hits of acid, and didn't you notice how hungry Shaggy always is? It's the munchies! Once (long ago when I did this stuff) I got the munchies so bad I ate a whole bag of Doritos. The really really really big bag. I know a guy that drank a cup of piss, not even his own, on a dare for $10. That is so gross. Did anyone ever watch the show Double Dare on Nickelodeon? It's amazing the stupid crap kids will watch, and like it!! I used to watch You Can't Do That on Television", too. They got green gak poured on their head if they said "I don't know". It was the most pointless show. It was also a Canadian show, so that explains alot. Alanis Morrisette was on that show. She was my idol when "You Oghtta Know" came out. It was the best ex boyfriend hating song I had ever heard. Then she comes out with a new cd and that crappy "Thank You"? I'd thank her to put her clothes back on. For some reason I used to like to drink Cappuccino and eat Funyons together. I can't imagine my breath after that. Isn't Funyons a cool word to say? Say it out loud a few times. This is getting ridiculous. It's 2:09. Do you know where your children are? Ok, so if I went back up to what I just wrote, and found links to all the stupid crap I just put up there, would anyone go? Hey, I'm gonna do it, and you tell me if you go, ok? O.K, it's now absolutely dripping with links, and it's only 2:53 AM. *yawn* I'm going to bed now. Good night.