Originally, this was a small page dedicated to my friends that I wanted to post an acknowledgement to. However, more and more people wanted their pictures to be posted and I was finding and scanning in more neat pictures. Eventually, this evolved to be my "photo album" of pretty much anything I feel like sticking up here. And by the way, the pictures are set into specific categories and are done alphabetically according to file name, so it's not an order of favorites or anything, I swear! (UPDATE: After realizing that I hate alphabetizing shit, the newer pictures are the first ones in the categories ... mostly ... or something ... fuck, I don't know. If you haven't seen a picture there, and there was a different one last time you checked, chances are, it's new.) Just click on the thumbnail and a larger image (*should*) come up. Aight, cheers kiddies. Enjoy!
This is my sexi boyfriend Ash before he shaved his head. He says that this was taken sometime around X-Mas 2000.
This is my sexi friend Mike. He's a wicked clown and stuff, but don't let the makeup and GRRR!ness fool you, he's really sweet. (Admit it assface, you know you are.)
Heh ... he took this one himself and was so proud that I had to post it.
Jacey and Lauryn came over a long time ago and talked about showers and guys. They're sitting on my bed bein sexi.
This is my best friend Michelle and her boifriend Mohammad at Extravaganza 2001 at my school.
Rick is fucking insane, he jumps off desks and lands pretzel-like on the floor. He's in the process of doing that in the picture.
Adam, doing something or other at my stove.
Rob at the 2000 Hemp Fest (I think.)
Anthunee and Aleks at school or something... I dunno, they didn't really tell me.
Strange things happen when it's 3 AM and you can't find anything good enough to mosh to... Shannon has found that it's easier to just do the bootydance.
This is BEFORE Brad shaved his head... he's playing at show or something.
This is my ex boyfriend Chris being funny looking.
(left to right) Shannon, Dana, Me, Ryan, Michelle, Aleks. It's at a coffee reading from like May 2000.
Meredith and me in one of those sticker picture maker machine thingys at the movie.
At the Fair, there's this really neat old hearse, probably a '72 or '73, Cadilliac with a Superior endloader, and Shannon and I wanted to take a picture with it cuz, uh, I'm rather fond of hearses (but not dead people.) Anyhow, when we were sitting inside it, we were terrified that something from within the coffin was going to jump out and grab us, so we were trying to scoot as close to the edge as we could without falling on our bums... 
This is James (not my boifriend) with his girlfriend or ex girlfriend or something, he's with someone else every time I talk to him.
Jeff likes corn. Cold corn from a can.
Jesika was trying to explain this picture to me and I'm not quite sure that I understand; as far as I can understand it's got something to do with a cat...
Kent's the guy who introduced me to Justin Sane from Anti-Flag and is really close with the guys from Boy Sets Fire. I used to know the gurl he's sitting with, I don't remember her name... She'll probably kill me if she reads this.
That's Kristian during good ol' editing my freshman year. Ah, those were the days...
This is my friend Katie with my best friend Michelle.
That's Levi and my dog... umm, Levi's the one with glasses. (Revenge for the plaid is mine.. I win!)
That's my ex boyfriend Mark, trying to teach some guy at his house how to work the webcam. Mark, Mark, Mark... what are you dooooin?
This is Matty Mayhem... it's REALLY old but all my newer pictures of him are saved on another computer and I'm too lazy to go retrieve them. Love me anyway!
It's a Meredith... in my living room...
This is a really really really old picture of Nathan but he refuses to give me a new one or let me take another one, so I'm posting this one. Maybe then he'll learn.
Here's Mo on Halloween, being a Mo... Mad props, he shaved his armpits for the wifebeater!
It's the greatest punk rock transsexual in the world! Love ya, V!
This pic of Shannon was taken our freshman at the fountain in front of the school.
This is the all-mighty flying fighting army green chikken (a.k.a. Patrick). Bok bok bok!
T-Mo has sent me several requests chastising me for not including him in my original friends page, so I'm doing it now. ARE YOU FAKKIN SATISFIED? Good.
I see Tiffany at work sometimes. She sells music... and no, she doesn't always look like that.
I haven't seen Zac in a while, but I talk to him occasionally. Last I heard, he was touring with his band Fuck Taco Bell and was considering moving to Austin. Yeah, right, I know how his version of planning things out goes.
This is my ex boyfriend, James.
His school took this one back in March or April because he did something really fucking stupid.
My gramma is so punk rock ... here she is in the back of the truck.
My cousins Ashley and Gary, Christmas 1999. Ashley is okay, Gary needs to fall off a very high bridge - and land on his head.
Before I was a freshman in high school, this was the last time I had seen my cousins Shannon and Nikki. And DON'T ask about why I was grabbing Mickey's crotch cuz I can't tell ye.
It's the three of us again, Nikki, me, and Shannon (respectively), sitting in front of the magic castle in Disneyworld. And I wasn't grabbing any crotches this time!
This was taken on Thanksgiving Day, 1999. From left to right: My cousin Nikki, Me, my grandmother, my cousin DJ, and my cousin Casey. In front: DJ's kids Gary and Ashley (see first picture in the 'Family' section for my opinion on them.)
Anyone want a Damnatian? Comes equipped with an appetite for shoes, candles, couches, dog shit, lipstick, underwear, and occasionally pin cushins. Must be tucked in every night at approximately 9:30 PM and fed at 7 AM every morning. Oh, and she eats feet.
This is my dad's sister's daughter, Mattie. She's pretty neat, she's 13 and will still play Barbies with me.
This is Mattie's twin brother, Raymond. I don't like him as much, he's a smart arse and is afraid of haunted forts when the flashlights die.
Harley is attempting to mollest my cousin Shannon... the problem is, he's likin it a bit too much.
This is my cousin Casey ... don't let her "normalcy" fool you, she's really as fucked up as I am. She's probably my closest cousin, we get along pretty good unless she decides to do something stupid ::COUGH RICK COUGH:: and I don't like it. (Sorry I took all the captions off, Casey, but to add a bajillion more pics, I had to cut back SOMEWHERE...)
Casey and I are sexi bi-otches!!!
the aminals in my house mom, dad, tamara and i stayed a week during july 2000 in
This is my satan-kitten, Binx.
Me with satan-kitty at an odd angle.
My satan-kitten with my satan-damnnation, Harley.
My satan-damnation with the best dog anyone could ever have, Snuffy (aka, Trouble).
PANAMA CITY BEACH
and this is what happened...
This is from the night before we left, when Tamara was trying to sleep and Harley was trying to keep her awake. I think this spawned a great dislike between the two of them...
Tamara beat me severely after this picture was taken... she'll probably hurt me again when she sees it's on my webpage.
At least my mom and I found this picture amusing...
The first time we went to Shipwreck Island Water Park, my dad got the entire family kicked out for fighting with some redneck. This time, though, he behaved himself and avoided all the rednecks.
We took a short cruise to Shell Island for a picnic, and I took this picture of my dad out in the water.
This was from Shell Island, too. Tamara wanted me to take a picture of her standing on some old pilings, so I did. I think it turned out pretty good.
Har, har, har...
My mum got mad when I took this picture cuz she says she looks like a whale. It was taken on the beach while we were waiting for the boat to come so we could go parasailing.
Taste like chicken, Tamara?
This is Rose... we met her at Club LaVela, which was down the beach from where we were staying, and wound up hanging out all night with her in the Underground room or in the bathroom. This picture was taken in the bathroom.
Casey had a bad encounter with a bottle of rum one fateful Saturday night ... she didn't exactly get the sex that she was screaming for, but she DID get to talk to Rick on the phone.. I only wish the other pictures had turned out.
This is Pat Benetar and her sexi husband Spyder at the concert in Valdosta, GA, on Sunday, July 29. I took a bunch more pictures, almost an entire roll, but a lot of them didn't turn out well since the majority of the show was after dark and the lighting sucked. If you want to see more I'll send them to you, but it's really not worth messing with them otherwise.
Pat's gorgeous husband again. 
Right before the show started, during this sucky opening act, it started to storm. Casey and I tried taking a few pics of the rainbow that came as the sky started to clear up, but as you can see it didn't exactly work out too well...
The rest of the pictures in this category was taken earlier in the day (July 29) when we visited a cemetary.
Casey and cemetaries don't like each other, so she decided to stick around in the car while my parents and I got out. Here she is when we were getting ready to leave.
This guy was a doctor of sorts, I think a pediatrition.
Here's another one of those creepy corpse houses.
The picture doesn't give complete representation to the little fence here. In reality, it was freezing under those trees, dark and eerie.
For some reason, the sideways headstone terrified me. It was like someone was buried alive, or a zombie tried to escape after death - and we all know how I feel about corpses.
Here's another disturbing little picture from my trip to the cemetary - I don't know why it scared me so much, but somehow, the little urn had been broken and the pieces were piled back together. I took the picture and then hauled ass.
There was a REALLY pretty carving on this headstone, and the picture doesn't give it full justice at all. Take my word for it, though, it was cool.
This is just a little wooden cross - but NOT a crucifix. All the writing had been worn away by the weather some time ago.
Mom swears this isn't an actual grave, that there wouldn't be marble floors over coffins. In any case, it freaked me out to walk across it. 
I saved the best for last - This was the coolest grave that was in the entire cemetary, by far. I wish I had taken more pictures of it, at different angles.
Um.. that's my shirt. I scanned it.
This is meh car, a 1971 Corvette Stingray... I keep trying to adjust the pic and make it sharper, but it just isn't happening.
Tis meh car again, back before I was even born. It's in front of my dad's old trailor.
This is the best picture of meh car that I can find so far, she's pretty n stuff.
It's almost too faint to see, but it's still proof of a little glimmer of hope in that there's more to stormy summer evenings than they appear...
Yes, this is a beach. No, it is not Jacksonhell beach, it's either Panama City Beach or Pensacola Beach, I'm not sure which. I found it in an old box of pictures in the cabinets in the living room.
"I liiiive in a cemetary, full of good will and integrity, you see I have no specialty..." - Silverchair
I have no idea where this is, either. I'm thinking either Miami or Orlando.
I am a creature of the night...
Every time that I envision fields of wildflowers, I always picture a place like this, with wild ponies and miles of nothing. This is in Jeckyll Island, Georgia.
There's something about a red sky at night time that makes me uncomfortable...
We used to go to North Carolina every year, and when we did, we'd often stay in this cabin in the mountains. It was a few blocks from an old, crumbling cemetary with a birch tree in the middle, and down the street from this island. And everyone wonders why I hate JACKSONHELL so much when there are places like these.
Here's another North Carolina picture, this is from a mine where you can go and sift through rocks and dirt and running water for emeralds and amathysts and other stones.
I love when it storms, I like rain and sleet and thunder outside and feeling warm and safe inside.
Hey Shannon, who needs lawn flamingoes when we can have one of these?
