I Am A Langfordite!

I am a prostitue, and a hick.
I live in a box.
I can't afford to eat blubber,
only A & W food.
I don't know cletus, clancy or Jezakiah from Langford,
although I'm sure I have a friend who has givin' him head.
I believe in Langfordo, the Langfordite's hero
and I am proud to slur langfordian!
I am dirty,
and don't take showers.
I can proudly depend souly on B.C. Transit for transportation
So what if we're all stoners and midgets,
at least we don't wear holes in our knees!
I can buy soap in ultra-bulk at Costco,
But I wouldn't use it, so I only go for the giant hot-dogs
For cheap thrills tuesday nights we go loiter at the caprice and the bingo hall.
a cot is a bed!
a trailer is a house!
and I proudly support the "beautifying langford" project!
Langford is the capital of dirtyness,
the home on the "mcRoadkill"
and the BEST place to catch 3-eyed fish!
MY NAME IS JOE, and I AM A LANGFORDITE!

Ahh yeah...

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