NEW QUOTES
"I'm no gynocologist, but that was a nice snatch" *Racan*
QUOTES
"That's a great idea, lets try to put out the napalm with our HANDS" *Dave Kelly*
" I hate that kid, he thinks he's God's gift to TV.......when in reality I am God's gift to TV" *Mick*
"We have plenty of motives, now all we need is explosives" *Jeff DEAD*
Me: "My dad......that mother fucker" Tahra: "do you have any idea how acurate that was?"
"we have more patches then.....ghandi" *jeff dead*
"we can make more patches then mickey can make illegitamate children" *me*
(My cousin Drew to his dad)"get with the 90's" me: "uh drew its not the 90's" Drew:"get with the 20th century" me:" uh drew its the 21st century."
"I'm taking my game over patch off soon" *Joanna on my guestbook* ( for all u punk kids, she's talking about Gay Mo'ver, Delaware's premier cunt-punk band)
"dude, you fucking rule at the drums..that snare is the coolest thing EVER....EVER" *Ian, from the ska band "Sock Full Of Pennyz"*
"AHHHHHHH the head fell off my little fireman!!!" *John*
Travis (in the middle of a song after screamin some lyrics): "AH SHIT! aw my head!" Me:" what the fuck did you hit??" Travis: "nothin, my brain tried to explode from the inside just now"
"Final Stigmata: NJ Metal-Core Masterminds of Destruction" *Jeff DEADkowski from "the DEAD*
"fuck you norm, kz thats how i like it!" *John*
"Wearing wet jeans and no underwear sucks major cock, major chafing, OUCH. But, chicks that put ointment on it for u kick ass." *Mickey, the best bassist in all the land*
"now im really stressed cuz we have jeans day tomorrow and i dont know what to wear" *joanna*
"dont you hate it when you're walking down the street and you trip and fall into some sex?" *Jeff Hermanski from *Aarons Kung-Fu Fist of Fury"*
"Just cuz my mom is a female gynocologist doesn't mean shes a lesbian" *the drummer from "Detroit Rock City"*
"fuck" *Me, John, and Travis about 18,375,038 times each*
"cereal tastes better then band practice" *the other jeff from akf3*
"i need a girl who isn't afraid of life, you gotta grab it by the balls and drag it where YOU want it to go" *jeff #2 again*
"yes i am blond, and smart" *mandy*
"ALL COMBAT STEVE EVER DOES IS COME OVER MY HOUSE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF EATING ALL MY DAMN CEREAL!!!!" *jeff DEAD again*
i know too many fuckin jeff's

NORM

STREET FIGHTER

“Look at the wang on that guy!”

BASEBALL

“And for my grand finale, I will now………. bunt” (needed a home run to win)

NFL BLITZ

“Oh no you just QB’ed my sack!”
“And now for the 3 point trick” (couldn’t think of the word “Field Goal”)
“Did that guy just say “unsportsman-like condom”?

JEFF

NFL BLITZ

“No, I think he said “all sports-men like condoms”
“My new name is Johnny ballsack,…….but don’t call me that”

MARIO

“oh no, I’m leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetle (in cheesy Mario-italian guy accent)

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