Meg and Meg's Inside Jokes

1. We talk nows? Laters? NEVERS?!
2. They don't kick around their little sister!
3. Pak Attack!
4. Billy Crawford
5. Keri Weaver
6. A little girl, a little small for her age...
7. You Were Meant for Me
8. Urgently in Love
9. Sometimes
10. Infesto
11. Benny
12. Old man’s crap-stained ass
13. I’m an angel... sent by God! (technically, we stole this one from Trev...)
14. Open up a can...
15. Little White Bug
16. Can you pay my bills, Meg?
17. I’m thirsty... thirsty for WATER!!
18. Get back on the boat!
19. Bopachoo!
20. Pak-a-boo!
21. Verbal diarrhea
22. Friend’s got gonorrhea
23. The Parent Trap
24. All it took was a fat chronic blunt!
25. Ash Sood Jevarhie Quentie
26. Who are the Spice Girls for $500, Bob!
27. Stupid bitch!
28. My 8-foot bed
29. Babby Colgan
30. My pants are down around my ankles and I’m playing with my cack...
31. I can’t spell cuz I dropped French and all...
32. Remind me to tell you something tomorrow, k?
33. Li-tri-lee, Debbie!
34. Bill Gates
35. Darien Lake (Oh FUCK!!)
36. Lewanna DeLard
37. Nathan McHottie
38. Improv
39. I’d rather eat a turd!
40. Who’s that? Ugly paki girl?
41. Junior Mints and Caramels
42. Do you know where the bathroom is?
43. Skeeter
44. Single White Female
45. Too much sugar? No, I’m just hyper!
46. Cryin’, Lovin’, or Leavin’
47. Is Billy your boyfriend? Um, yeah!
48. I’m gonna take a nap...
49. Is my mascara running?
50. Butter!
51. Booby popcorn
52. Have you seen that movie, Grease?
53. Are you staring at something? Is there something you need over here?
54. Have you seen that video, Small Things?
55. Did we go on some spinning ride?
56. Rockton Carnie (Fuck you, ya sayin’ I have bad breath?)
57. Oxecute ‘em!
58. Drunk cards
59. AY AY AY!! *bang!*
60. Kitty Turd Ice Cream
61. Nicky
62. Run for the border (Let’s go to Mexico!)
63. Pringles should deliver
64. Our chest laugh
65. Yeah! Triple Yeah!
66. Nice turban! (Chyna)
67. Daggers in their turbans
68. Jiffy Pop!
69. Stone washed jeans (bowling)
70. Harvey Danger Boy
71. Go fly away on your magic carpet!
72. Megan Antonelli
73. Ass you could crack walnuts on
74. By the rivers of Babylon
75. Sublime always gives us headaches
76. I’mmmmm alright!
77. Pterodactyl
78. Mushroom bomb
79. Who do I love the most? (Aleta Marie)
80. Hotmail
81. Hey, whatcha doin’, whatcha doin’ to me?
82. They’re all gonna laugh at you!
83. Just sometimes, not all the time...
84. Remember that really funny thing I said?
85. Chew-got it, girl!
86. Stick it up your ass! (moron)
87. Paki Time
88. Just-Add-Water Chili
89. Titty B. Sinclair III
90. Hooters Tooters McNarland
91. Reagan Francine Jibroney III
92. That does not look like a possibility, babe!
93. Red Lobster (BSB postcards)
94. I walked up the stairs at a rather slow pace...
95. See ya! Wouldn’t wanna BE ya!
96. Dude! I hear ya!
97. Will, have you ever had the rare sexual pleasure of...
98. Ben, Rahil, Brandon, and Korn (Adam)
99. I just had a dream, wanna hear it?
100. John and Sarah (from the hotel)
101. Jonono
102. Girl from Blink (with the crazy moves)
103. Cool ya? (Chris)
104. Cool yo! (Mike)
105. Coldies go to hell!
106. Oh Meg! I have the biggest bruisie!
107. Does it sag like a load?
108. I gotta plan! That will definitely work!
109. High five for a hard day of ruling the school!
110. Chubby Balls (Chumbelina)
111. Boy with the licorice (Blink)
112. Bating Chink at Blink
113. Pakistani Cuisine (Toronto)
114. The answer you’ve been waiting for (PakMaster 2000)
115. Hot Asian Beauties
116. Excuse me? Do you give free samples? (Pepsi Man)
117. Hey, where ya goin’ with that wood?
118. I wouldn’t buy one if my life depended on it!
119. I bought one for my mom and I just wanna say, this is a real deal!
120. You disgust me, and you’re a follower!
121. Clean my shoes!
122. Rudies go to hell!
123. Can we sleep on your grass?
124. I have a snack attack!
125. Reverend No Fun
126. Just turn away and say goodbye if you don’t want me anymore!
127. Alanis and Matt
128. I’m HUNGRY!!
129. Little girl from the Jennifer Lopez video
130. Please don’t go... don’t gooooo... don’t go away... hey, hey, hey!
131. Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
132. I’m above the below and below the upper
133. Cleopatra! Comin’ atcha!
134. Ski goggles
135. Katie Holmes is so hot!
136. Sweet taste of India
137. Hey dummy! (Forrest Gump)
138. Phew!
139. I was looking at the wall (you fuckin’ bitch!)
140. I’m a paki in a bottle, baby (send me back to my own country)
141. I wanna see the whole world and write everything down!
142. JUST FOR YOU! :)
143. Next time you’ll have to buy the one you touched!
144. Do you want to pay an extra 25c for that?
145. Ooo! Good save, my friend!
146. Kwanzaa... is he a rapper?
147. Supa Dupa Fly! Supa Dupa Fly!
148. No more cages! No more tricks! No more cruel animal tricks!
149. You do it! (No, you do it!)
150. Looking at your gene pool, chocolate's the LAST thing you need!
151. I’ll give ya a KitKat Bar for every year ya don’t get behind a steering wheel!
152. We’re dogs! Awww, don’t be so hard on yourselves!
153. Hey, he’s my friend! Don’t tell the other Klan members that!
154. Hey, Durday! Baby, I got your beret! Dontcha worry!
155. Boom! Nailed it!
156. Nafees
157. Thumbs up for Pakistan!
158. Oh my Buddha!
159. www.currymunchers.com
160. Your kind’s always shooting someone!
161. Pubes
162. 9 months (How long does it take?)
163. Hey, Pakay! Baby, I got your curray! Dontcha worry!
164. Drunken men at the Optimist Centre
165. Gum and Skittles
166. Slut shooter
167. 38.4% Genuine Benny Brand Paki Paki Whoop Ass
168. You're my best friend! (Breanne)
169. I broke my uterus!
170. I love you. You too. DO YOU REALLY?!
171. Sweatin’ like a Paki on a boat to Canada!
172. Mad Libs
173. Swiss Family Robinson
174. Chicken Kiev
175. She thinks my tractor’s sexy!
176. Martha Stewart Living
177. Amazed
178. ICQ White Pages (Meg, there’s so many of them!)
179. Karachi and Faisalabad
180. Anyone from India? I SHOULD FUCKIN’ HOPE NOT!!
181. What’s my name spelled backwards with an ‘S’ at the front?
182. Gary Coleman’s a virgin
183. Ice cream in French Onion Soup bowls
184. Crazy Rat Monkey
185. Flintstones’ vitamins
186. Fluorescent yellow pee
187. Did you wash your face? Do I ever?
188. You Drive Me Crazy (CD key chain)
189. Yeah baby! (Donnie)
190. Guinness Book of World Records
191. Choda (Meg, it’s one of their Gods!)
192. Do you guys sell candles?
193. Good morning!! :) (Eric)
194. Special kinda love
195. Hey bay!
196. You’re such a good friend, I don’t even think of you as...
197. I’ve never treated you like a Paki (You just did...)
198. Gee-tar
199. Cleopatra kid at school
200. BRB
201. LOL
202. Up in the Himalayas, come on I wanna lay ya!
203. Toilet at the hotel
204. Throwing tampons in my neighbour's yard
205. Fat, naked chick
206. I’m dead sexy!
207. Degrassi
208. Kaitlin’s a lesbian!
209. Do you want this on you!?!
210. Do ya think you have AIDS or something?
211. Four eyes!
212. Green alien bottle
213. Are you a golfer?
214. MY car
215. Excuse me... Excuse me... (Emily)
216. I lovED you
217. Crazy wheelchair girl (Wheelie)
218. So send it to them! I’ll pay the postage!
219. Matt the Rat
220. Lee
221. Can I borrow a quarter? (deaf kid)
222. Nice fanny pack
223. Cuz I have... have you? I was just wondering... cuz I have
224. Alex’s sports jacket
225. Can we still be friends? I really don’t think so (Tessa and Alex)
226. Maybe even bend the rules!
227. Ain’t nobody, can do it like we do... WOP WOP WOP WOP!!
228. Maria Maria, ha ha ha ha!
229. Spooned ya! (Spoonie)
230. Spider fiasco (Mountain Dew bottle)
231. Yeah, breaks m’heart!
232. CRACHOO!
233. Pamchenko Twist
234. C’mon Meg, you know we’re rich...
235. Jimmie’s Gotta Girlfriend!
236. I love you, you complete me!
237. Is that your spoon? Well I’m caressing it!
238. We don’t need no edjamacation!
239. I try to say goodbye and I choke...
240. Don't playa hate, appreciate!
241. Uncle Fucka
242. Take it, take another little piece...
243. Where’d ya get that shirt? (AMITY?!)
244. Jordache
245. Our Barbara voices
246. In the ghetto
247. Hey, hey, hey! What’s goin’ on, Granny?
248. Goodbye Earl
249. Hump and Dump
250. EVENTUALLY!
251. Heads Carolina, Tails California
252. Knock on your door, three in the morning, “It’s just us and a gun!”
253. I kill you!! You’re gonna kill us?! No, I’m not, I’m just kidding!
254. No, I’m PORTUGESE!!
255. Flamer! FUDGE PACKER!
256. Brown-eyed girl
257. Who the fuck is BLOCK!?
258. My bitch is sucking my dick
259. Mini Eggs
260. Papa! Papa!
261. Caught ya! (the old Chinese guy on Tom Green)
262. Dorito girls
263. What would Brian Boitano do?
264. Gay bandit
265. Big Gay Al
266. Are you Stephanie Tanner of the hit show, Full House?
267. Shit shovelin’
268. Sublime quality
269. My blue shit shoes
270. Where ya girls headed? That blue building over yonder!
271. Paula Cole’s armpits from that commercial
272. Shhhh... it’s okay...
273. Oh, some bubbles from under the sea!
274. What the fuck is that? They forgot about Dre
275. That boy has the fattest head in all the land!
276. Warm lake
277. Summer of ‘69
278. Mickey Mouse Club marathons
279. Justin Timberlake’s fro
280. Pads on cars
281. Undressed marathons
282. Celine... the greatest singer in all the land!
283. Timmy the Turtle
284. Nads
285. I thought it was a mosquito bite!
286. I Think I’m in Love With You
287. Meg, he might try and sneak a peek!
288. An oldie but a goodie!
289. THABTO
290. Straight up sex, and I’m not talkin’ about a prostitute
291. Hey, hot stuff! Hey, cool stuff!
292. L-O-V-E-R
293. Scottie, I’m ashamed of you!
294. Ghostwriter
295. What was that? I couldn’t understand you, you were slurring...
296. Ia love-a youa!
297. Darryl likes little boys
298. Ya gotta believe (Y'know what I’m sayin’?)
299. Yogurt Shoppee
300. Swing hiel!
301. Kit Kat
302. You must, you must, you must improve your bust!
303. Toonie flaps blowing in the wind
304. AH CHA CHA CHA!!
305. Jamal, Lenny, Alex, Gabby, Tina, Hectar, and Casey
306. Fishy Erin
307. We have gorgeous hair!
308. Ashley and her grandparent’s kooky dog
309. Secret showers
310. Mom and Auntie Patsy don’t care about your puny problems!
311. Michelle! Come back!
312. I’m not tryin’ to pull a fast one!
313. Britney likes it!
314. Al the 44 year old pedophile
315. It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing...
316. Allo? Allo!
317. I’m Every Woman
318. I just looooove tall guys!
319. She'll be home around 9
320. Pure as mud
321. Heeeeey, Steve Berman!
322. Uh oh! I'm in trouble with the groove police!!
323. I’m outie!
324. Meg, I gotta joke for ya!
325. Megan Mutcheson, if that IS your real name!
326. Detective Joe’s on the case!
327. Dead rat
328. I gotta man! What’s your man got to do with me? I GOTTA man!
329. 800 lb Jesus
330. 11:30 - No, it’s 2:21!
331. Pop goes the weasel, goes the weasel goes POP!
332. Biore facecloths
333. Welfare bear
334. Yeast infections - guys, now that you’re squirming, let’s see what else is on! Okay girls, yeast infections...
335. Eric Clapton
336. Mikey running with the knife
337. You were my favorite teacher, you taught me a lot of things, but there’s one thing you didn’t teach me... “What?” HOW TO DIE!
338. Brush your hair! (from 800 lb Jesus)
339. Lesbian doctor
340. Lesbian seagull
341. Honky
342. Denim skirt
343. Tommy Toots
344. Pubes taped to a giant’s crotch
345. The Cool Guy Posse
346. Our annoying little elf
347. Sure thing, Batman!
348. NHSF (it'd be way too mean if I said what that stood for)
349. I’d be lyin’ if I said I wasn’t a little disappointed...
350. You stink, Justin Matisse!
351. Betting the farm on horse racing
352. F-O-R-E-V-E-R!!
353. He fucks her, he fucks her hard!
354. I farted and it came out my twat! (It was Dana, NOT us!)
355. Bye Bye Bye
356. He-Bitch
357. ManWhore
358. Christina Aguilera and her finger thing
359. All the time I was blind, I was so confused!
360. CPR kisses
361. Slingshot
362. AstroTurf
363. George Glass
364. Gay men farts
365. I LOVE ICE CREAM MORE!
366. Taco Bell squirts
367. Brewmaster
368. Was that you, ya freaky bitch?!
369. One Way Ticket
370. Swiss Family Robinson
371. Monsters of Rap
372. I’m above the below and below the upper
373. I got moves like Jamiroquai!
374. Below me!
375. Up your ziggy with a wah-wah brush!
376. DinoPark Tycoon
377. Nutella
378. It’s time to put our toys away, say goodbye to another day!
379. Sim People
380. Is your son home?
381. Oh man! Know what would be SO awesome!? IF MY BOYFRIEND CALLED ME!!
382. Humpin' the polar bear
383. Reggae Elmo
384. How many times do I have to tell you?! THIS IS NOT A HAPPY SONG!!
385. What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
386. Crazy Hand Dance
387. Stretch, Fatso, and Stinky
388. I explained it in a way that they could understand it, but also in a way that they could understand it
389. PMAss
390. Thinner!
391. Shut up.... Freak!!
392. Our head/hand dance :)
393. Razor!
394. Gravitron
395. Chelsea, I’m STONED!
396. Gilbert
397. Mama burning in the house
398. Turdlet
399. Eating all the pandas
400. Panda Perogies
401. Where are all my presents? Where are they?!
402. The... the... the... THE GRINCH!!
403. It’s a piece of cotton!
404. Blue angels
405. Diving from the bomb
406. Did we just have a fight?
407. Two fiddy for deez here hoes!