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2/4/00
today we played a show at fast luck records in upland, ca. we demolished the crowd! first, me, josh, and austin wore g-strings, and second, these two drunkards came in and started pummeling everyone. so in conclusion, everyone thought we payed them. i wish we did. i'm sorry to whomever got beat in the process.

2/21/00
were playing shows and trying to make a demo right now. nothing exciting.
2 member bio.s added, & also links. -Web Mistress

3/12/00
hey it's been a fucking while. unfortunately our web mistress, britny, lost her aol account. so now i have to update all by my lonesome. well more shows are rolling in, and we taped a demo on a reel to reel. it is shit. and a split demo with blush is in the works. (kinda just a thought.) we're also playing tonight at fast luck records in upland ca.

3/13/00
last night went perfectly. we started off as usual with silly masks and hats, and then had some of our friends proceed to throw marshmellows at everyone. it was one chaotic marshmellow war.

3/26/00
we had a horrid time last night. i can say blush fucking rocked though! we will have to tone up our flaws. and we are now without jon. we are officially a three man squad.

4/12/00
today we recorded 4 songs at studio 9 in pomona. they are great. we have to master the remaining two, but should have tapes for $2 in about a month.

4/16/00
we have finished the recording for the 4 song ep. they are $3 ppd. from Richard Carlson 7875 Lion St. Rancho Cucamonga, CA. 91730. or you can just send in a tape and i'll tape it fer you.

6/3/00
hi. we are making buttons soon, so they'll be like 25 cents from us, and 50 cents ppd. from richard yo.

6/16/00
We played a party at Crystal's house. There were about 50 drunk idiots watching us prance around naked. The other bands sucked, sorry, the truth hurts. Mekenna was mediocre, because they were all drunk. Also ritchie has announced that he will be moving to Bellflower. Lachance may not survive a long distance relationship. Our fate hangs in the balance. Pray for us. Joshy

6/23/00
The show at koo's did not go that great for us. As expected, we were the opening band and did not draw much of a crowd. We played pretty crappy, but the other bands we're good. Especially koufax which was great.

7/10/00
for mp3's of our songs, e mail josh.

7/29/00
if you are interested in booking lachance for a show, e mail austin. also, we only have three more of the four song ep's left, if you would like to buy one, contact austin (click above) for info. $3 ppd. soon i would like to start a mailing list, let me know what you guys think, again contact austin(click above) for more info on that or if you would like to be a part of that.

7/31/00
Richard killed himself.

8/3/00
Richard has been replaced by one of those wind up monkey drummers

8/17/00
we now have a drum machine in replacment of richard. pray for his soul.

8/24/00
Lachance is slowly deteriorating. Enter "We are the champions..."

9/2/00
flyer crew openings, email austin for info. "today is the first day of the rest of your life, that's true about everyday except one...the day you die."

9/10/00
Shit. So much now. Lachance is picking up. A compilation on shattered heart records with various screamo/emo violence/power violence bands is coming out with us on it. And we're getting our demo reviewed by a zine. Shit.

9/22/00
The show at cobalt sucked as expected, but even much more than expected. Fuck the cobalt, it is shit. But the show at juice and java was good even though we sorta sucked it up, but oh well. The cheering of the crowd brought back memories of the fast luck days. LACHANCE is back and we aint about to stop now. Bring on the PCH. Those who with me sing that shit, those who aint eat a dick.

9/26/00
new lachance site is in the process. stay tuned...