you Know you are a dancer WHEN ....
you know the butterfly not as an insect, but as a stretch
dance is life and the rest is just spare time
you sit in a straddle when you're watching tv
your body cracks loud enough to stop your science class but you don't hear it
people mistake you for a rubber band
full and out are the two main words in your vocabulary
you dance down the hallway instead of just walking
when you're at the mall you hear your dance song and you start dancing
watching TV is not a time to relax, it is a time to stretch
you do your dance routines in the parking lot and down the hallway
you are well coordinated in dance class but trip over your own feet just walking
a new dance makes your whole day
everywhere is a place to dance
you practice ur dances in your chair at school
you not only dance everyday, but also every night in your dreams
you are stretching for gym and everyone goes, "WHOA!!"
your vocabulary includes bandaids, sweat, bleeding toes, determination, and guts
you have the ability to balance your body on five toes, yet cannot bend over to pick the clothes up off the floor of your room
your friends ask you to oversplit "just for fun!"
you have an entire drawer devoted to your dance stuff
"so you think you can dance?" is the BEST show
everything you do has to do with dance
you suddenly can't count past 8
you can learn the dances to music videos
you can talk about dance all day long to people that dont care
*when you refer to half time of a football game as "intermission"
Every song that come on the radio you know a combo to
You noticed every mistake made on any dance movie or TV show
You have ever fallen asleep in a split or straddle.
You have ever said "400 sit-ups no prob."
