Oh Oh Oh Oh...
So your daughters a hooker and it spoiled your day
Look on the bright side, she's a really good lay
Oh Oh Oh Oh...
My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat
GO!
So you had your bladder emoved and your on the meds
Heres a bouquet of flowers and a box of depends
Oh Oh Oh Oh...
Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be
But dont fret about it, she moved in with me
Oh Oh Oh Oh...