BiogrAphys

The Band:
Well, weve come A long wAy. First it wAs RyAn, BriAn, and SeAn. Then SeAn deserted us. ChArlie sAid he could plAy drums, so we gAve him A shot. Now we wAnt SeAn bAck And we wAnt to move ChArlie to VocAls. But All in All we've been together for About 4 months. See its All fucked up. We used to be signed to KrAzy Glue Records, but their All Assholes, And they fucked me out of some money. I (RyAn) used to mAke their web pAge for 'em. Check it out:Punk Ass Bitch. Its funny. So AnywAys, thAts About it for the bAnd..

RyAn "Broodie":
I wAs born in A boring town in little NH. I hAte this stAte. Its so boring And the scene sucks. I hAve been plAying guitar for Almost 5 yeArs. I love to skAte. Ive been skAting for About 3 yeArs now. I Also like to reAd poetry. My fAvorite writer is John Milton. I My fAvorite bAnds Are: FIF, LTJ, RAncid, DeAd Kennedys, Quincy Punx, Forgotten Rebels, ShAm 69, OriginAl Pistols, DFL, TSOL, NOFX, and StrAight FAced.

BriAn "BeAn":
BriAn wAs born in NH Also. I hAve no ideA if he likes it or not. Prolly not but, eh, oh well. Hes been playing bAss for A while now (not sure on exActness). BeAn is As smArt As hell. He knows his shit, thAts for sure. He likes alot of bAnds thAt I mentioned, but hes more your skA nerd type of guy.

ChArlie "Knobb":
ChArlie wAs born in MAine. He likes to skAte like me. And even sometimes we skAte together (who would of thought). He's A metAl heAd so Im not gonnA mention his fAvorite bAnds. I dunno how long hes been plAying. MAn, Im A bAd guy. I dont know Anything on this poor kid....