Bitch SlAp


Lyrics by:Brian Mathers
Music by:D.S.

© D.S. 2000
Started out on a Monday afternoon. I fought with this big kid at my skool
I threw a punch, kicked him in the nut sack
He ran away and cried to his mom

I got in trounle with the principal
He asked me why I really did it
I told him he was an asshole
There, I blew it

He called my mom and she was upset
Said I cant go anywhere
I knew this time i really was grounded
And I might even speak with my dad

1...2...3...4...

Oh Oh Oh
I fucken blew it this time
Oh Oh Oh
I screwed up again
Oh Oh Oh
Cant believe this happened
Oh Oh Oh
It's all over this time

Then on Wednesday I went back to skool
Saw the big kid with a black eye
He looked at me and pointed his finger
Alot of kids came charging at me

I started running and tripped on a mop
Cost the janitor to break his back
Look around and saw him coming
The mean principal with the pointy hair

The principal started yelling at me
Suspended me and told me to leave
Then again he called my mother
She really smacked me this time