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To enter this site you must agree to the folowing terms
I under pentalty of perjury, do solemnly declare and affirm the following:

1. I am atleast the legal age of 150 years old.
2. I dont believe anything the government says.
3. I am not employed on planet Earth nor am I a police officer or work for the government.
4. I will not show this information to any minor, under the age of 150 nor will i speak this information to a minor.
5. My name does not start with any letter in the alphabet.
6. I am not Male nor Female, I am Asexual.
7. My keyboard, monitor, and mouse are unplugged and will remain that way until I die.
8. I also agree that I will not enter this website.

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