So you got a mohawk, now what the hell are you going to do with it?

First and foremost, keep the sides of your head nice and shaved, I know its a pain in the ass but there's nothing worse than some punk with a shaggy mohawk. I understand that its not the most pleasent feeling in the world to have bare skin exposed in the dead of winter, (trust me, I know) but its the price you gotta pay for being so god damn cool.

Second be prepared to deal with being stared at. I mean, more than usual. Sure, anyone with a Dead Kennedy's T-shirt and a few chains is gonna get some looks, but c'mon, how many people have the guts and devotion to shave their hair into a stripe? Mothers shelter their children, Old women stare in disgust, even fat people look at you like you're a freak. Its fun as hell.

Third use it to your advantage. There hasn't been a large amount of mohawks in the world since sometime in the early 80's, and lemme tell you, people are curious as fuck. Especially women. Thank the Lord especially women. Let them rub the mohawk, tell them all they wanna know about it. (if at this point you wanna take them back someplace, hey, who am I to tell you not to?)

Fourth, people expect more from you. Yeah, insanity goes hand in hand with the hair. You have to be a little crazier than everyone else. Chances are if you're careful and a little drunk, you won't get hurt. Ride a keg down a flight of stairs (pictures of that are coming) use your forehead to knock holes in walls, go home with that girl thats been with every guy in your house....