i think that u "vgguru1" r a noncecical neo-yippy jerk-off who thinks that nentendo(even though it has 1 or 2 decint games) is the best compony evr cuse u cant go online with it cuse u dont want 2 (mocking voice) get owned by a 8 year old on halo2. I AM KILLIAN LET IT BE KNOWN, DEATH TO NENTENDO IN ALL ITS FORMS, F**K U ALL, THE REV CONTROLER FREGGIN SUCKS. IM DRIVIN HOME WITH A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA BY HOPEFULLY NOT
Ok, first of all, one word. "English Tutoring". Nextly, lay of the Neurotically Yours, thank you very much. The "neo-yippie(yuppie, idiot) jerk-off" is from 'No Christmas For You. And, yes, the GCN has, shall we say, limited LAN connection, but the Rev Wi-Fi is gonna be awesome. Your real name is John, not Killian, your a transexual hippie skateboarder that had plastic surgery due to relocation of the Witness Protection Program after being involved in a Nail Salon shooting. You stole your own "Mother"'s identity and moved to New Mexico, got probed by aliens, had a 3-headed alien baby, got fed up, left your sister at the altar and moved to Pennsylvania and was adopted by a metrosexual redneck and his second cousin. Your new mother died and you pissed on her grave and opened a convience store over a ancient Indian burial ground, got cursed for life and met up with your birth mother in Levittown and got her pregnant. You dumped the baby in a "Sharps Only" trashcan, later found by the police, got arrested, busted out, changed your name to Elizabeth and fled the country to Canada. Trampled by mooses and arrested by Mounties for running for president (or whatever they have up there) and was shipped back to PA. When to school, met me, and I was forever twisted between this world and utter dementia.