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Prophet William
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The story surrounding my second concert, "Weird"
Al Yankovic, isn't nearly as memorable as some of my other
concert experiences. I remember walking around the track at The Bloomsburg Fair
with my two friends at the time, Brad and Mike, when we came
across a sign promoting "Weird"
Al's concert. Being rather bored, we decided to see if there
was any tickets left. Much to our surprise, we ended up getting
very close seats! Although the idea to see "Weird"
Al was impromptu, we were all pleasantly surprised. He put
on a very entertaining show. Overall, I'd highly recommend anyone
who likes his parodies to try and get tickets for one of his
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