The Perfect Asshole

By: Anonymous

            We write for the moment and we write for the occasion. Some of us write because we have to and others write because we want to. Writing is the form of speech that will never be lost to us as long as we hit the save button like I am doing right now. I have been having a hard time dealing with all the new things going on in my life right now. Things are slightly different than they were in high school producing two different kinds of emotions within me. I met what I thought were amazing girls and now I am not sure if I really did in fact meet them. My emotions are driving me crazy and every so often I want to kill someone and at other times I want someone to be there and hold me. I wasn’t built to be the type of college student people think we all are. I don’t want to go to parties just so that I can get completely wasted and wake up next to some random girl. I don’t want to watch the girls that I care about become nothing more than toys for some drunk, sleazy, frat guy at some party. People deserve better than that and should be treated with more dignity. I grew up being told my entire life that women should be treated with respect and I found out that in college that is not true. Girls want to be treated like whores and used by different guys. Who the fuck am I kidding, no girl wants the nice guy; she wants the bad boy who will cheat on her and hurt her. The guy who will be willing to slap her around when she is out of place and the guy who wont give a fuck if she is stranded on some road in the middle of nowhere. I cannot be that guy and will never become that kind of guy; I was brought up better than that.

            I am not the bad boy, I am the nice guy. In fact I am the perfect guy without the perfect girl to like me. I would give my life to make her happy even if her happiness meant me not being a part of her life. Sometimes I think that a guy like me cannot find a soul mate for these simple reasons and more. We are constantly being beat by the perfect asshole and are constantly getting stuck in the middle of things that we don’t want to be involved in. We are constantly searching for the right girl and end up being a friend for the girl who’s boyfriend does not treat her properly and cheats on her. Has the world turned upside down or have I just fallen on my head. Nice guys don’t just finish last, they finish last and alone. We try so hard to do good for others that we never do any good for ourselves. We listen to the girl we love pour her heart onto us about her problems with the fucker who keeps us down. She tells us all the things that he does wrong and you know inside yourself that you would never do any of those things to her. You try to make her happy so that the fucker doesn’t have to and at the same time he is free from any obligation except pretending he respects her.

            Nice guys have been around through history but are never the ones found in history books or the diaries of girls. We are the everlasting and the ever living. It’s not the asshole who tries to kill himself when he hurts the perfect girl. It’s the nice guy who is willing to give his life to make her happy. Nice guys are the unsung heroes of society, we may not be perfect but at least we strive to be better than most. Each and everyday we become friends of girl who need someone to spill their feelings to. We never say no and we never stop listening. Nice guys are the ones who shed a ray of light onto the relationship of the perfect girl and her asshole. We are the ones who provide society with some faith in men while at the same time trying to make everyone happy. We are not the ones who hit girls, we are not the ones who try to get them drunk, and we are not the ones who call her a bitch and a slut. We are the very opposite, we take all the abuse and still love the girl for who she is. Nice guys are the guys who should be loved, but since we never have the ability to become bad we will never be truly loved in any other sense than the listeners we have become. The nice guy is the perfect guy without the perfect girl. Nice guys not only finish last but alone. The nice guy is the unsung hero that girls never see. We would die for their sorrow so that they would not have to live in pain. We are the last of great men found on this earth: we are the guys every girl says she wants but can never find. Maybe she cannot find him because she is looking for the perfect asshole and not the perfect guy. She is looking for the guy she can impress her friends with and not the guy she wants. The nice guy suffers everyday for her and leaves without her; once he is gone he will finally be missed but until then he is nothing more than a friend to the girl with the perfect asshole...