I am creating a place on the wonderful world-wide web for those essays I am always writing to entertain the masses. Although they originally began in the fall of 2002 as a senior English assignment in Robin Lehleitner's class, I decided that writing about stupid things that have happened in my life and random things that I think about is a lot of fun, so I just kept on writing until there was a huge collection. I figured that the internet is as good a place as any to put my most recent ramblings, so thus the creation of this website. I hope you enjoy my essays and can resist stealing them for your own personal benefit.