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The Back-row Weirdos

Well, these are the people who call themselves my friends (Mostly they just beat me up a lot.) Excuse some missing pictures, Clarice broke the lense. (Actually, a lot of them are wanted in several different countries, so I cannot reveal their true faces(actually, I don't have pictures of a lot of my friends on my computer)). I have called them by their nicknames for security reasons.

Casstructo Girl.

Born by a nuclear explosion in 1987, Casstructo girl was adopted by a family of Hippies and their mentally warped son, Ben. She grew up in a matchbox by the stairs and has a disturbing fascination with cucumbers and buttons. In a previous incarnation, her name was Cassie, and she died at the age of 33? (correct me if I'm wrong here). She enjoys human flesh and the white stripes. Her fabulous website is www.angelfire.com/realm2/casstructogirl.

Satans Wife aka Immortal one aka Spanielle.

Meet Spanielle. She is a tri-sexual environmentalist who occasionally bites. Her most memorable act was spilling hydrochloric acid over Jesus(Not the famous one.) Her favourite phrases are: THAT'S A WASTE OF TREE!!!!!, Don't smoke!! and Mmmmmm...cummm. As a child she was fucked in the ear by a monkey, and as a result, she has cum for brains (apparently.) She has several pets (mostly moths spiders and things that happen to cross her path), all of which are called either Edgar, or Fredegar.

Satans Wife aka Immortal one aka Spanielle.