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newgrounds of course
KoC cause i cant think of any other good websites
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Sorry for no spaces but live with it! I agree with everything said here so kiss my ass if you dont agree with it. YOU GOTTA LOVE ANDY WHO SAYS IT LIKE IT IS Yeah! Andy for President! ANDY FOR PRESIDENT: Andy Rooney said on 60 minutes a few weeks back: (for those of you that don't know Andy Rooney, he is a 82 year old US TV commentator) I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability. I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately! I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English! My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry self if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines. I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is. I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business. We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude. I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you. It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!" "I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me french fries! I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else. And if you don't like my point of view, tough. DON'T PASS IT ON!! Here are some of my favorite quotes. I would rather have a feast at a losers table than a crumb at a winnerís table- me "In three words I can sum up everything Iíve learned about life: It goes on"-- Robert Frost ďPeople say that there are scared of me but I have the heart of a child, really, I keep it in a jar on my desk.Ē Stephen King Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe. Denis Leary Gotta love Lou Gehrig. Jesus Christ, poor Lou Gehrig. Died of Lou Gehrig's disease. How the hell do you not see that coming? You know. We used to tell him, Lou, there's a disease with your name all over it, pal! Denis Leary When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Saying (unknown origin) First they came for the Communists, and I didnít speak up, because I wasnít a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didnít speak up, because I wasnít a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didnít speak up, because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me. attrib. various sources, predominantly Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945 I have great faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence. Edgar allan poe No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Elanor rossevolt ď I did not have sexual relations with that woman.Ē Bill Clinton Never mistake motion for action. Earnest Hemingway Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Earnest Hemingway Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. Earnest hemingway You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Ghandi The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems. Ghandi Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Ghandi You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself. Galileo I have measured out my life in coffee spoons. Ts Eliot This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper. TS eliot The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. Winston Churchill If we open up a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find that we have lost the future. Winston Chuchill Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. c The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. o Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. n A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. f Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. u By three methods we may learn wisdom: c First, by reflection which is noblest; i second, by imitation, which is the easiest; u and third, by experience, which is the bitterest. S I only said half the stuff I really said. Yogi Berra Billy: Wait a minute. What day is it? Norm: October? Billy: Nudie magazine day!! Billy Madison Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison I drew the duck blue because I never have seen a blue duck and I want to see a blue duck. Billy Madison Stevo: So Heroin Bob was named as such 'cause he was afraid of needles, but you know not just needles, the guy was afraid of drugs too. We couldn't even get him to take a damn asprin. He drank, and he smoked cigarettes, but that was it. Slc punk Stevo's Mother: He takes after his father. He's a real son of a bitch. Stevo's Father: Fuck you dear. Slc punk Stevo: So here's this band. ECP: Extreme Corporeal Punishment. One of the toughest most hardcore bands in the UK. Good band as well. They come to Salt Lake City they think it's too tough for them--an 18-year old punk beat the shit out of their bouncer. I rest my case on this: in a country of lost souls, rebellion comes hard. But in a religously oppressive city, which half it's popluation isn't even of that religion, it comes like fire. Slc punk Flanders: Calm down, Neddilly-diddily-diddily-diddily.... They did their best.... Shoddilly-iddily-iddily-diddly... Gotta be nice.... hostility-ility-bility-dility- Aw, hell, diddly-ding-dong-crap! Can't you morons do anything right? simpsons If at first don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. Bill Lyon Humor is just another defense against the universe. Mel Brooks Humor is also a way of saying something serious. T. S. Eliot (1888 - 1965) Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. Examine what is said, not him who speaks Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind. Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet. Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve. To know the road ahead, ask those coming back. Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day. If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot. If you believe everything you read, better not read. Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house. If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. Various proverbs He laid her on the table, So white, clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast, Then, drooling, felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide...he looked inside, All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms, And then.......... .................. .................. .................. .................. he stuffed the turkey! Happy Thanksgiving!