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Frequently Asked Questions

Do you realize how weird and creepy this is?
Yes, we do.

Why is it called the dungeon?
Because it is in the basement and it is big and dark.

Would you rather take a big shit or wack off?
Wack off, don't be stupid.

Who is Mr. 9 Inch?
Think about it, asshole.

What is the perfect shit?
A big, thick log over 8 inches, that requires only one wipe.

Should you wipe front to back or back to front?
Sweep the dirt out of the kitchen. That is the first thing you learn when potty trained.

Are females welcome in Dungeon Enterprises?
Shitterettes are allowed but I gaurantee none of them would want to join.

Does it make me gay if I stand up to wipe? No

Does it make me gay if I sit down to piss?
Yes, homo.

To ALL ESTEEMED MEMBERS. WE WILL NOW BE USING A CODENAME/QUESTION FOR ANY PERSON IN STALL IF THEY ARE NOT KNOWN MEMBERS.


WHAT IS THE PERFECT SHIT? A THICK, 8 INCH LOG, THAT REQUIRES ONLY ONE WIPE

Fellow Members of Dungeon Enterprises-We have been faced with the biggest crisis in the history of our corporation. Downtown Jacob Brown aka John Malkovich with aids has decided to make it a personal mission to tear down our glorious organization. He had all the beautiful graffiti erased. Taking the graffiti out of the dungeon is like painting the white house blue. He also locked up the dungeon temporarily and frequently pops in to check it out. He has stopped more people from shitting than constipation. He even had the nerve to confront The Holy Shitter after he had finished his dump. He threatened The Holy Shitter and called him by his government name. He later disturbed The Holy Shitter and Big Daddy Dookie when they were wrapping up a nice shit. This cocksucker is out of control and needs to be stopped. A condom was found in a stall recently. Allegations of oral sex occuring is also disturbing. As a result, Asians are banned from the dungeon.