Attention Honda Civic owners of the world: Your CAR is CRAP!

• You are driving the most saturated car in the market. You are neither different nor interesting.
• Putting the big plastic batwing on your Civic makes you and your car look stupid. Stop.
• All That Loud Rap that you play won't change the fact that your car is a 4-cylinder.
• There is no such thing as a burnout with 135Hp.
• That VTEC engine you're so damn proud of is a fucking computer chip. No one is impressed by computer chips.
• That Farting muffler doesn't give you HP you idiot
• There is nothing tough about a car with wheels the size of a moped.
• Put the damn seat-back up straight. You look like a moron.