I am David and this is my site. I am a Space Monkey, are you?
If you are offended by anything on this site, then fuck you, you are a whining mother fucker who deserves to be shot.
Don't visit any of the ads on this site. They all suck. If you are a hacker, hack those ads, and replace them with pictures of naked chicks.
If you have anything to say email me at sensei_david_@hotmail.com.
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