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Rat Race By John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson, Whoopi Goldberg, Cuba Gooding Jr., Jon Lovitz, Breckin Meyer, Amy Smart, Vince Vieluf fudgicles. my life is so boring and so sad, i needed a funny/stupid movie to cheer me up for now. i've been staying up all night listening to damn dogs howling. worse yet, i heard some cats meowing like the apocalypse has come. CATS are whores. dogs are faggs (even though i love them), its just they kill my sleep and i think i'm insomniac now. didn't sleep until 1 in the morning, because i had to stay up late to finish my english homework, but stupid me...i had to take , sorry. scratch that. i wanted to take some detours and look up my horoscope and whatnot. that was how sadly boring my life is. horoscope is like the last thing on earth i would result to keep myself from zoning out into space. i didn't finish my homework, but come on! i was tired like a mule. I kinda hate being an honor student. The work is stressful. But i dont hate it so much. My book club assignment for ms. zinger was going nowhere. when i was presenting my book project presentation, i kinda broke down and stuff. I stuttered, missed some words and my voice started to sound squeaky. PLUS! I was the last one to go up and present. Isn't that sad? JEEZ, i hate porjects. Especially when the teachers give us so much work to do near the end of the school year. Why did I score high on the SAT 9 for? My life would've been heavenly if I hadn't proved to the whoever is in charge of the Honors/GATE society-students-whatchajigger that i was too smart for standard. Almost everyone at school had a yearbook. My picture for this year was as bad as the last two years i had for MacArthur. I looked OKAY for once in my lifetime besides the one i had in 5th grade. the people i looked up in th yearbook either looked worse then or better then. Many looked worse then. shit. i'm rambling on again. sorry about that, or U? kay. whatever. uh....comment or be gay. or lesbo. w/e suits you. (& i dont mean it literally) Give Up By The Postal Service Sleeping In [[[[[3]]]]] I am frustrated. People tend to call me tomboy or whatever, but I'm not. I can look girlie whenever i feel like it. Just because i skateboard or snowboard or that kind of stuff, they assume I am a friggin' tomboy. I hate it. and stupid William calls me "emo," when he doesnt know shit what that is. It's an emotion! Gosh or someone who is very emotional. I guess i am emotional, but i dont have that type of style of clothing. i dont have anything in my closet that is black unless you include my bobby pins. I am also not just so frustrated from the labels that people put on me or others but because of the annoying people around me. In english class, you think that acting loud and obnoxious, being all weird and annoying would make you cool, but really it can if you know when to stop. But if you go too far then you are not cool, it just makes you look stupid and a retard. Ms. Zinger, my english teacher has to put up with the annoying students in my class and so do me and otehr people who try to keep quiet. Not all of the people who make jokes in my class are annoying. Brian, Oscar, Omar, Josh and David are cool. Their jokes actually make sense and they dont always laugh at stupid things in the lit. book for now reason. example: Josh reads as Friar and he comes upon a word that seems funny to one person. That one person starts to laugh because the word (in his mind) was related to something perverted like "nuts." That was an example of a ninth grader (not Josh) who acts all immature and laughs hysterically just because of one simple word that was related to nuts. If you want to be funny or make something seem funny, here's one advice: -laugh when it does seem funny to you and/or not immature. if you're bad at making jokes: -make a joke after a different joke or something funny was brought up. -don't laugh hysterically or force yourself to laugh. it just kills the moment because of the hideous sound coming out of your mouth. -don't make fun of people. your joke might just backfire onto you. -and don't say crude things example of all those things: Ms. Zinger: you're supposed to read more than 20 books next year at Segerstrom. Idiotic Person: 20?!? but that's like....A LOT! with my eyes on my paper....i counteract under my breath Me: That's not alot, that's little commpared to a whole year. I.P. turns to me & calls to get my attention... Idiotic Person: Kayla! Kayla! (in a whisper loud enough for the whole class to hear) I have a life. THAT IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING!! WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?? "I HAVE A LIFE"?? FUCK i have more of life than he does. i actually go outside to skateboard around my block to keep myself from going crazy, because the more you stay inside, the more idiotic, annoying, concieted, and obnoxious you get. Idiotic Person is a very good example from being house arrested too long. Don't mock someone just to get yourself more popular, because you mockery could just backfire (as i said) and will be used against you and will humiliate you even more for being an ass. If i had my way and the school didnt have the whole stupid law about "you cannot fight," yadda yaddee yaddaa, I would have socked that lizard until his eyes popped out. Then i would have the satisfaction of dumping him in a ditch. WOW! Now that that was out of my system, i feel much better. Remember people, be careful when you start to mock people, you are walking on dangerous grounds there. THE POINT IS DON'T MOCK PEOPLE!!! |
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