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- The female always makes the rules.
- The rules are subject to change at any
time without prior notification.
- No male can possibly know all the
- If the female suspects the male knows
all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
- The female is never wrong.
- If the female is wrong, it is due to a
misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said
- If rule 6 applies, the male must
apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
- The female may change her mind at any
- The male must never change his mind
without the expressed written consent of the female.
- The female has every right to be angry
or upset at any time.
- The male must remain calm at all times,
unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
- The female must, under no
circumstances, let the male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
- The male is expected to mind read at
- If the female has PMS, all the rules
are null and void.
- The female is ready when she is ready.
- The male must be ready at all times.