Hey look, I made a bridge.
Vincenzo Santorini


place of birth: Palermo, and i betcha can't guess what country.

height: tall.

weight: ::sigh:: i don't know.

hair: black

eyes: ... black.

distinguishing features:moustache (not as cute as Moliere's); usu. carrying explosives; match hanging out of lip.

occupation: demolitions, mining, construction, florist, etc.

the bio/background and what-have-you:

Vinny has a rather shady past; Whitmore did bust him out of a Turkish prison. There are alot of "unexplained explosions" dotting his case file. ("BOOM- no more chinese laundry.")


Ever since childhood, Vinny has been a raging pyro. Playing with matches, messing with the stove, you know the drill. He's a laid-back guy, not what you'd expect from a guy who sets up explosions for a living. Kindof ironic actually. He's got this amazing quick, litotic, sarcastic, witty sense of humor; always with the quips and the one-liners. In fact, this distinctive brand of humor is rather familiar... hmm... doesn't it remind you of a Father Guido Sarducci?.. must be my imagination then.

He seems like one of those "live for the moment" type people; and despite his... uhm... criminal dealings (robbin' graves, plunderin' tombs, double-parking), he's got integrity. He's not selfish, and he seems willing to help where he's needed, although he won't jump up and volunteer.

... blahblahblah go Vinny blahblahblah.

Oh, and he's cool under fire. ::pun?::

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