Fruity's Words of Wisdom


MovieGuy097: actually...cucumber's pretty damn huge lmao
Kweenkwi: lol yeah they are.  i wonder how they hell they shove it up the cooter

Kweenkwi: lol guys dont think with the right head

"It's different for guys.  You got some and I gave it up."

Kweenkwi: lol one day i will get my sybian

Kweenkwi: dude, like every other day in creative foods, we have to cut 
cucumbers, zucchini or carrots..im like, what the hell..peer pressure

MovieGuy097: jesus fruity, just do him and get it over with already lmao
Kweenkwi: lol we were sitting infront of old main in the grass, and i wouldve 
raped him right there, but we had another guy with us..and i didnt want grass stains


Kweenkwi: Gladiator 
MovieGuy097: Gladiator?
MovieGuy097: lol what's that got to do w/ porn
Kweenkwi: Glad-he-ate-her

Kweenkwi: like the other day, i was like "my finger hurts"  and scott 
was like "they have battery operated products to solve that problem"
MovieGuy097: lmfao!
Kweenkwi: lol, and just to let you know, i was playing bass!  not masturbating

Kweenkwi: dont worry, she only has one dildo..  she just duplicated them on photo shop.
MovieGuy097: ohhhh lol
MovieGuy097: wait...just one? lmao
MovieGuy097: that thing would kill a chick!!!
Kweenkwi: lol yes it would

Kweenkwi: here's a preview.."what fits in  a sock, its better than cock.  and unlike a man,
 its slow.  it vibrates a bit, feels great on ur clit.  everyone knows it dildo!  
its dildo its dildo!"
MovieGuy097: lmfao

MovieGuy097: i'm typing w/ one hand
MovieGuy097: eating a burger. mmm
I HEART J Cusack: lol whatever!
MovieGuy097: lol
I HEART J Cusack: i know what ur doing
MovieGuy097: lmao! NO!


Kweenkwi: "Group Sex:  Safety In Numbers"  
Kweenkwi: i havent read any of them yet
Kweenkwi: i surprised myself
MovieGuy097: lmfao

Kweenkwi: lol i didnt know a 9 year old could do so much damage to a toilet
MovieGuy097: me neither...much less a girl...lmao

Kweenkwi: i bite my nails!  i would not masturbate lmao
MovieGuy097: lmfao

Random Bent Oven: "Michelle is like sex;  sometimes, you need her just to get 
you through a week or two"

I HEART J Cusack: i hope anyssa rips ur penis off 
I HEART J Cusack: lol
MovieGuy097: lmfao
I HEART J Cusack: this japanese girl brought me Pocky sticks.. they're 
japanese snacks, and i cried.
MovieGuy097: lmao
MovieGuy097: you cried
I HEART J Cusack: lol yes
MovieGuy097: omg!?
MovieGuy097: why?
I HEART J Cusack: cuz i've never held a box of chocolate pocky sticks.. i was too emotional
I HEART J Cusack: lol
MovieGuy097: lmao

I HEART J Cusack: i know dude.  im gonna go up there and rap about masturbation.  
MovieGuy097: lmao!
I HEART J Cusack: masturbation is the HANDS ON learning experience about 
sex education!  what what!
MovieGuy097: lmfao

I HEART J Cusack: lol masturbation is just like preparing for an exam.. you do it enough,
 and you'll score
MovieGuy097: lmao!

I HEART J Cusack: nichon..
I HEART J Cusack: coolest french word ever
I HEART J Cusack: means tit
MovieGuy097: lol