*~*~*~ I
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The last hope of a dying nation and it has all come down to
the result of Jayson Price versus Ana Archia. These
two will decide the fate of a dying nation. Should Ana
Archia win then peace and prosperity shall rule the land,
but let not arrogance corrupt for if Jayson wins then babies
will be murdered in the street and his parents will not ever
be made to face the punishment that is his birth!
Ana
Archia: I cannot let this happen!
*~*~*~
Screams the OCW Women's Champion (or at least she believes
she is the champion of all women) as she stands in the local
Best Buy staring at the television sets playing
(advertising) the line up for Total Demolition where the
Family take on Brianna and her merry band of misfits.
Ana
Archia: My family was killed by ninjas and now Brianna is
trying to kill a family! I cannot let this happen...
not in the name of all that is doused in raviolis goodness!
*~*~*~
Ana spins around wildly, employees doubling up their rounds
wherever she drags herself. She makes her way to the
blue ray disc and starts tossing them up in the air until
she finally picks up a placeholder where Total Demolition
will go in a month or two. Ana storms up to the
checkout.
Ana
Archia: THIS! I NEED YOU THIS! How do i get it?
*~*~*~
The now sweating cashier shifts his eyes and picks up the
place holder.
Cashier:
Um, Miss... this isn't even suppose to be out yet. The
pay per view hasn't even happened.
Ana
Archia: Lies and slander! You are in on the conspiracy
and your lies will not be tolerated! Now out with the
truth or I will steal your raviolis!
Cashier:
We don't have raviolis... this is Best Buy. We carry
electronics, games, and movies.
Ana
Archia: A bribe I see... hm...
*~*~*~
She clutches her left elbo in her right hand then taps the
index finger of her left hand against her chin.
Ana
Archia: The ninjas are a clever folk. First they try
to distract me by putting me against this Jayson Price and
now they send this service dude to bribe me. (she shrugs) Oh
well... I ACCEPT!
*~*~*~
She flees into the store and returns with a cart full of
movies.
Ana
Archia: I'll take all of this and I would like to apply for
a credit card.
*~*~*~
The cashier sighs and types in on his register.
Cashier:
Name?
Ana
Archia: J.... A... Jayson Price. I work for OCW... I
think.
Cashier:
You don't look like a Jayson.
Ana
Archia: I didn't have parents to name me! They were
killed by ninjas you insensitive jerk!
Cashier:
Oh... okay... I'm sorry...... (still not buying it) Jayson.
*~*~*~
They continue filling out the information and somehow Ana
has managed to round up everything she would need about
Jayson to get a credit card, but she fudges a bit on his
yearly income. Ana shoots like a bullet out the door
and over to a scooter where she pulls a bungee cable from
under the seat and ties the cart of movies to the back of
said scooter. She jumps on the seat and starts up her
scooter.
Ana
Archia: AND AWAY I AM GOING!
*~*~*~
II ~*~*~*
*~*~*~
After dropping off the movies and stuff (possibly a
Playstation 4 as well) Ana takes her scooter (and the cart)
to the nearest grocery and rides through the automatic door
and straight for the canned foods for... well it's anyone's
guess really, but it should be obvious. Once again she
loads up the cart and signs up for a credit card in Jayson
Price's name. As Ana drives out of the grocery she
nearly runs over Leo the High School Intern.
Ana
Archia: Out of the way dirt bag!
*~*~*~
She yells while holding up her right hand balled into a fist
(and shaking it), but she backs up and Leo begins to run
because Ana actually turned her scooter around and ripped
her hand back hard on the handle that is also the gas.
She does not hit Leo though (sorry if that is not the
outcome you wanted). She walks over to Leo and pushes
his shoulder to get his attention. He jumps a few feet
in the air spins around. Ana leans back to avoid
getting hit by any of this kid's flailing.
Leo: I
HAVE A RAPE WHISTLE!
Ana
Archia: Okay? Good for you! This is a dangerous
world, kid. That whistle might just come in handy!
*~*~*~
Leo calms down and finally realizes this is the new girl Ana
Archia from OCW.
Leo:
Aren't you Ana?
Ana
Archia: Who wants to know? You work for that buy
movies best place or here?
Leo:
(sighing) No, I work for OCW.
Ana
Archia: OH! That's why I came at you just now! I
wanted to talk to you about stuff. You know I have a
match this week right?
Leo:
Yes, I do... honestly I am surprised to hear YOU know.
Ana
Archia: I know a lot of things like how to pretend a clothes
hanger is a bow and arrow or how to heat up a can of
raviolis on the stove in its own can.
Leo:
Well you clearly didn't know how to defeat Mia Stone in y
our debut, but you still have some hype even after taking
the loss.
Ana
Archia: Of course I do! I am the OCW Women's Champion
and the fans realize that I am only human... DUH! I am
bound to lose to even the likes of Mia Stone, but this
week... oh yes... this week shall be different because of MY
PLAN. it is a good plan too. A -VERY GOOD- plan!
*~*~*~
She laughs maniacally as her words just confuse poor little
Leo.
Leo:
Care to enlighten me as to what this 'very good plan' IS?
*~*~*~
Ana turns her head away and narrows her eyes as they roll
back towards Leo.
Ana
Archia: WHY do you want to know that, good sir? Are
you working for BRIANNA?! Are you trying to infiltrate
Chef Boyardee?! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
*~*~*~
Leo lets out a sigh and just walks away muttering something
about not being paid enough. Ana throws a can of
raviolis at Leo nailing him in the back of the head and
knocking him out.
Ana
Archia: You take that! YOU TAKE THAT TO BRIANNA AND
TELL HER TO LEAVE MY MOMMY ALONE!
*~*~*~
Ana shoots like a bullet again and retrieves the can she
threw.
Ana
Archia: Actually Jayson bought these for me... you can't
has!
*~*~*~
Ana ties the cart to her scooter again and speeds off to
make a fort out of her movies and raviolis.
*~*~*~
III ~*~*~*
Ana
Archia: There I am, standing on my balcony thingy with my
arms on the railing that's there so I don't fall down and
break my crown, but I am not just standing... oh no. I
am THINKING. Thinking of my VERY good plan Leo tried
to get out of me with 'enhanced interrogation techniques'.
I wouldn't crack though, but here I stand.
*~*~*~
THUNK! She drops an empty can of raviolis on some
random windshield leaving a nice crack in it after
attempting to verbalize what one can only surmise as her own
introduction. She turns away from the balcony and
holds up another empty can of raviolis revealing it has
Brianna's contact information and photo on it.
Ana
Archia: I don't cope with incentives quacks very well
especially when they try dragging my mommy back into rough
times like facing a band of whack-a-doodles, BUT...
*~*~*~
She throws another can of raviolis and cracks another car's
windshield.
Ana
Archia: I'm not stupid... I know I have a match that has
nothing to do with that sneaky ninja thief... what's his
name... uh... don't tell me... I got this one... (she
shrugs) It'll come to me in a moment maybe, but I at least
remember I have a match... wait... do I?
*~*~*~
She jumps up throwing a fist in the air in a burst of
excitement.
Ana
Archia: I KNOW WHO WILL KNOW! I will call my sister
Harle!
*~*~*~
Ana takes off her shoe and holds it up to her ear.
Ana
Archia: Hello, chief? It's Agent 99 requesting backup!
Oh and patch me through to my sister, Harle. I wanna
tell her I won't be home for dinner.
*~*~*~
Ana takes a look around then slowly slips her high heeled
shoe BACK on her foot... then the correct foot (she gets
confused, are you really surprised?). Ana pulls out a
cell phone that... yeah... you guessed it... she signed up
for in Jayson's name because that's how she rolls.
Ana
Archia: HI SISSY! It's me again... Batman. I was
just wondering why you never return any of my phone calls
and you know if you knew who I had a match against this
week. You know me, I forgot the dude's name again and
you seem good with names and stuff. You remember that
Asian guy and my mommy... oh and incredible creeper guy...
all of them that fit that description. So give me a
call lady of the paint and green little piggy tail hair
because I lost to Mia and I really wanna make a good
impression in the ring. I know I am tiny, but tiny and
FEROCIOUS like a turtle! So give me a call back and we
can make plans to eat cupcakes or throw said cupcakes at
people. (sniffing) I really wish you would stop ignoring me.
We are sisters and you know my family was killed by ninjas
so you not answering kinda makes me think they got to you
too. I will have to come hunt you down if you don't
answer or go to mommy and find out where you're hiding.
Speaking of, why did mommy look so stressed to see me the
other day? I was always the wild of the two of us.
The crazy one or something... what was that nickname
they gave me in grade school? I got good grades
though, just kinda awkward. So I guess I will try
calling you later and oh yeah... HEY! HEY!
HARLE! SISSY! Don't change your phone number
again that wasn't funny! If one person isn't laughing
it's not a good joke!
*~*~*~
BEEP!
Ana
Archia: SISSY?! ARE YOU THERE?!
*~*~*~
She sniffs again as she gets a message about exceeding the
message length.
Ana
Archia: Oh fudge... why does that always happen?
*~*~*~
She dials up Harle again.
Ana
Archia: Sorry about that, sissy. We need to talk to
mommy about a better phone plan. Maybe daddy can
actually DO something other than be gross on TV and get us
awesome phones and plans to go with those plans, but where
was I? AH! That's right you NOT being funny.
I guess only one of us can be funny. You were always
better at dress up or at least you were. I have a lot
of credit cards and I can buy a mean costume, but I guess
that's not making it. You make your gears right?
How about you make your sissy some bad booty lickin
wrestling gear? I has that match coming up you know.
I would like to look HAW-TEE in some of my sissy's designs.
So you know... call me back and let me know these things.
You know I am lost without you and stuff because I miss you
and I wanna know you're safe and sound. Don't keep me
waiting... my parents did and it was cause they were killed
by ninjas... and I think samurais come to think of it.
*~*~*~
She throws the phone that isn't in her name and cracks
another windshield. She flees the scene screaming.
Ana
Archia: IT WAS NOT ME! I DID NOT DO IT! (not screaming
now) Ana runs as fast as she can hoping not to get caught by
the heat and thankfully manages to make a totally awesome
dive into her room that is not really her room and yeah she
soon realizes because she's not dumb after all. Poor
family eating pizza after a day of doing whatever they find
fun when they're on vacation. Ana tip toes out,
oblivious to the family staring at her in horrified horror
of terror, but in her mind she has escaped unseen!
*~*~*~
Ana had to find a new hotel.
*~*~*~
IV ~*~*~*
*~*~*~
Ana is seen in her hotel room peaking out of the hole in the
door where two large men are stationed LOOKING BACK AT THE
DOOR.
Ana
Archia: Well fudge... .I'm on lockdown.
*~*~*~
She searches for something, tearing up her suite in the
process. She plops on the bed and throws up her hands
then lets out a sigh.
Ana
Archia: And they took my phone... or did I throw it?
(shrugging) Who knows?! I sure don't... at least right
now.
*~*~*~
Ana devilishly looks over at the table between the beds.
She back somersaults across the bed and snatches the phone.
She screams into the phone at first then actually reads how
to dial out. She calls Dean and once again gets his
voice mail.
Ana
Archia: Geez you guys in OCW must be super busy because
nobody ever is around to pick up the phone when I call!
Anywho-what-where my boss-a-chum, I just wanted to touch
base with you and let you know I am in this city... I am
pretty sure it's the right city too. Toledo right?
No, that doesn't sound right at all.... Pocahontas?
Hrm... that doesn't sound right either. You might
wanna send someone to pick me up. Harle should be
available and eager for THAT task. I can't be THAT far
away, right? You guys are in Boston after all or was
it Charleston? There are too many cities to remember!
Remind me to write my congressmen about that if I can
remember how to get home again and where I put the
stationary if I even have... EMAIL! THAT'S RIGHT!
Don't worry buddy-o-boss... I will find my way to the arena,
but if you could leave some kinda message reminding me who I
am facing that would be awesome. It's your job
after--- OH I AM IN THE RIGHT CITY! I saw that intern
guy. Nice fellow if you're into that sort of thing.
He was definitely no ninja. You think he would drop by
and tell me who I am facing? He probably already did,
but I obviously forgot. I know- I know... some great
women's champion I am, but-
*~*~*~
BEEP! She exceeds the time allotted for the message
again.
Ana
Archia: Well poo covered fiddling sticks or wahtever
people say!
~*~*~
She dials Dean up again and without fail gets his voicemail;
which now greets her as NOT President Dean.
Ana
Archia: Hey... I just called this numvber... didn't I?
I am pretty sure this was Dean's number! Oh well you
know him right? OR MAYBE! MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME
WHO I AM FACING! Get back with me NOT President Dean!
We can have a pow wow and you can keep me up to speed on
everything I need kept up to speed on. Wait, do you
have any speed? I could use some speed. Maybe
I'm already on it? Whoa... trippy dude! Anyway
if you run into Presideant Dean, NOT President Dean please
have him call me and help walk me around and keep me on the
ball. I really wanna win... I lost to that one chic.
What's her name? It wasn't my mommy or my sister... or
my creepy daddio. (shrugging) Oh well THAT will come to me
as well. So NOT President...
*~*~*~
BEEP! Though she did not exceed the time for once, but
the message does relay the number dialed is no longer in
service. Ana pokes out her bottom lip and sniffles a
little, but fights off any tears that would wanna flood down
her cheeks.
Ana
Archia: Nobody wants to be my friend... this makes me sad.
*~*~*~
Ana slumps down from the bed and curls her knees up wrapping
her arms around them and burring her face out of sight...
THEN proceeds to cry.
Ana
Archia: I'll show them... I don't NEED any of those fuddy
duddies.
*~*~*~
Ana pulls down a pillow and her covers to hide herself in a
fortress of sadness then goes back to the huddled up knee
hugging position.
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