Somehow, one has managed to stumble onto this site, unless you were scouring the internet in search of speeches... you unimaginative lowly snivelling entity. Never shall you possess my rapier wit, my command of the Queen's English and my ability to compose such eloquent and beautiful speeches so as to leave your ears ringing...
Ah, I seemed to have wandered off the topic somewhat.
Welcome to Speeches For All Occasions.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Speechmaker, composer of all that you see before you.
So feel free to look around, and maybe one day I shall tell you of the terrifying secret that links Rowan Atkinson and this actual frying pan....
Speeches
A most exquisite award acceptance speech indeed!
The scandalous revelation regarding Rowan Atkinson and The Frying Pan
Does thou grow tired of my speeches?
