who swallowed my callus?
Mood:  suave
it drained from the depths of philedelphia... it played tennis along the coast of the eastern seaboard... i dont reconsille what happened at 2:28 am on jfk's birthday...please refrain from putting your finger in my ear loab. GO BRADY!!!!

Stay away from the little bastard
eat turtledoves

Stay away from the little bastard
eat turtledoves

I have succesfuly began to grow a turnip on my ass
Mood:  quizzical
i have no bellybutton



I have never missed a delicious meal of evening pigeon for breakfast. I put my finger in the pencil sharpener. i lick CD's. I misunderstand Negro literature. please help control the pigeon population, have your pigeons spayed or nudered.

I don't fancy Teed Stransky
Mood:  cheeky
I wish everyone a splendid merry Christmas. If you would like to take up a matter with my Negro companion D'Angelo, please send a message to www.wacky87@aol.com. If you would also like to "paint my wingding gold", please take it up with some pigeon off the streets of negro atlanta...now about teed...she has saggy boobies that look like large wet proones. she paid me fukin 23 bucks. She is a non splendid Hebrew American.