What is the Point?

What is the point of diet soda?
What is the point of baked French fries?
What is the point of fat free ice cream?
What is the point of lean food?

It blows my mind to see someone drink diet coke with their #2 from the McDonald’s menu. No it’s not because they like diet soda, if so, let them enjoy their tasteless 0 calorie drink; it’s because they want to lose some weight.

It really just brings a smile to my face. All those fatty foods and those companies trying to make them lean; who ever invented fat free ice cream anyways? What is the point? Ice cream’s supposed to be fattening, making it fat free doesn’t help any; it simply just gives it a healthy taste with a weird after taste.

If you’re on a diet, eat some vegetables, run a lap or two, but please don’t conform to those lean foods. There’s no point in eating them, it only costs more. Geez, if I were you, I’d eat my normal Rocky Road ice cream and get running along. It’s only a few extra calories, and the taste is simply exuberating.

1-12-04 Ashley Lauer

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