Katie Baby and shannon: my crazy friends whome i met when i came to forest heights...yes they count as one person.
"we must become sexy so we can seduce many men"
"bring on the tears laura, i really dont want to go to Can.His"
"your hair is supposed to be YELLOW not WHITE"
"then he ravished me on a couch"

Kg: my secret lover forvever, haha jk
"sex on the couch much"
"wanna come over and make milkshakes and eat pizza?"
"country bears"
"you cant go around a turn this slow in 5th laura"
"CLUTCH CLUTCH"
"everyone wants to fuck you laura, your beautiful"
 

Tomert: tommie, tomert, toemass, carles cousin jimmy.
"Carls girlfriend reeta"
"getting drunk after making cookies...i ripped the phone jack off your wall with my leg haha"
"i want to ravish shannon sexually...tell her that"
"ahh tom...raivish means to rape"
"Jonas bonus coupon?"

Shea: my crazy ex boyfriend...  ** love you muchley **
"depression is for fags"
"your hair reminds me of a possum"
"you suck at thinking"
"tom likes gay sex"
"your not a healthy part of my daily breakfast"
"wigged up junior and fez"
 

Liam: fleabag. one of the boys
"i know a hot blond girl with a nice body i could rape"
"can i get a nike swoosh?"
"no session"
"if i had one wish, it would to either be drunker, or less drunk.. OR to have a penis on my wrist..."

harisson: not really a friend, more of a... toms cousin.
"i hooked up with this really hot girl named sarah!!"
"Sarah..."

Moehawk: native american.
"man, pass me that bottle laura, i really need to piss"
"nono mr. kelly.. i have status, see?"
"wasted..."
"i dialed 17 numbers and they were all busy"

Heather: my friend since gr 7...we fought once haha...only once....
"laura, do you realise we had a public break up?"
"WERE A CARNIVAL AND NO ONE IS WATCHING"
"sassafrass is my new word"
"buldge"
"david bowie"
"we out geeked the geek"
"your a preeeepppp!!!"
"2 chocolate bars? thats just skanky"
"dorey, doreyyy"

Alix: Insane prep from SJA
"nice shoes..what size?? me too!!!"
"endless shea discussions"
"his kiss made me want to vomit"
"come "study" at my house, aka shop"

ana: the mexican from down the street
"damn, that road is long laura... i dono about this"
"we are NOT staying in hubbards for another night..."
"tai soup and frozen dinners is all we ever eat"
"girlguide"

Kate: as sexy as they come
"this friday is SEDUCTION day"
" you WHORE"
"ugh, hes SOOO HOTTT!"
"put it in neutral and ill push" **-SMASH-**
"fucking guirlguides"
"chocolate cake rock"
 

Daniela: denila as i call her.
"this is my favorite song"
"I just walked down the road with a glass of vodka, and waved to the poe poe"
"nickkyyy"
"we can act like whores and get high off dark rum"
"I got a little buzz on"
"girlguides and boyscouts"
"fuck chester"

Lindsay: my neighbour/best friend
"fatty fat fat fat"
"get me water bitch, now"
"we would see a whole lot more of each other if you didnt live on a hill"
"nothing happened,,,yeah something happened."
"kissey kissy"
"and he definitley ~hit the right spot~ "

Karen: my sexy friend from away haha, pretty girl
"you licked my tongue"
"awww your SO cute"
"this is my hot friend laura... laura these are my other friends"

Josh: ah my old best friend that abandoned me for his bass guitar
"dont show fear towards ben"
"now u can be my lover again"
"well i got nothing, and you were drunk and dont rememeber, so i guesse we're even"
"lickk dee frogggg"
"i wrote you many many songs"

Dana, tim, cory, petie and the rest of the boys: western shore at its best
"id stick my tomahawk in you"
"is the water cold girls?"
"dirty birdy"
"sass!!!"
"watch where you swing those hips laura"
"why are you so good looking?"
"MMM JUICE"

Zoe: a cove girl that I was friends with, then wasnt, then was again, and now I'm not in her school.. but I love her
"lets dress up and cook mexican food"
"trick or treat...a bit late"
"lady and the tramp????"

Corey: my favorite blonde headed boy
"HALL johnson and JOANE mcCloud"
"tell her i puked on my shirt"
"mr. umbrella wasnt ready to see a dead man"
"well, he didnt..you know.. blow his load in me"
"YOU'RE GAY!"

justin zach and gabe: the best people on the world.. i swear
"Laurus daurus"
"I was so sad I ate 2 liters of ice cream"
dumpster diving "theres usualey so much good stuff in here"
"they were either white stallions or aliens"
"which ones mine?? danialla???"