I’m sick of people with no personalities wearing tee-shirts that have a ‘funny’ saying on them (funny being in quotes because usually these tee-shirts are stupid and very UN-funny). The worst tee-shirt that fits in this type is the one that is camouflage-colored, and it says “Ha! Now you can’t see me.”
This is the worst tee-shirt ever. Just by the fact that you wear a tee-shirt with a funny saying on it means that you want attention, so saying that you cannot be seen makes you seem like an idiot. These people who wear the tee-shirts are just stupid. They are desperately hoping for you to talk to them about their shirt and use it as a conversation piece.
This is the exact same thing as the people with the goofy furniture. They only have it as a conversation piece. They sit there praying for you to mention the furniture and when you don’t, they make movements towards it, or touch it way too much so that every time they touch it it’s a little weird. Then, if you feel sorry enough for them to mention the conversation piece, they try to play it off like they didn’t expect you to talk about it… even though they always mention that everybody else they meet talks about it. Hey stupid shit, if EVERYONE you know talks about your stupid looking furniture, is it really that extreme to think that another person wouldn’t at least mention it? No? Well then don’t act so damn surprised like you just saw a ghost or something.
While we’re on that subject, WHAT THE HELL IS A CONVERSATION PIECE? That’s the stupidest term I’ve ever heard. It sounds more like “hey I don’t have a personality so I’m going to have stupid material items to talk about so that I seem interesting for 30 seconds until we have discussed the conversation piece…then I’m shit out of luck for anything to talk about.”
These are the same people who always bitch about why they can’t seem to find anyone to date. Hey poindexter, maybe if you would get off your lazy ass and get a real personality. These people are the same people who still like to run the keg when they are seniors in college. Wow, you’re a winner. They always try to talk to the girls at the party, yet none of the girls are interested because YOU’RE A FUCKING SENIOR, quit running the keg. I’m not talking about the outdoor parties where anyone can just walk up. I’m talking about the invite only parties where there are people guarding the door. It’s perfectly reasonable for seniors to be running the kegs that they buy when the parties are outdoors. Indoor parties, however, no.
If these guys ever give up running the keg, or can’t run the keg, they will usually try to cling on to somebody in the room. Too afraid to talk to the people they came to the party with, they will keep following a complete stranger around until they get kicked out, or they get their ass kicked. I guess that’s the only way to deal with these fuckers. In short, get a real personality, or kill yourself.