This convo is just so much fun, I felt it needed to be distinguised from the other convos. Well, as usual, Varga was IMing me excerpts of IMs he and Khoa exchanged. I decided to involve myself in the action. Mwahahahahaha...
iAteKhoasDuck (10:51:02 PM): ro calls sergio STD
iAteKhoasDuck (10:51:05 PM): for super tiny dick
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (10:51:28 PM): LOL
[Here Varga shows me his and Khoa's convo]
iAteKhoasDuck (10:51:44 PM): iAteKhoasDuck (2:05:42 AM): go to sleep
DKNY6285 (2:05:47 AM): u die
iAteKhoasDuck (2:05:52 AM): haha
iAteKhoasDuck (2:05:54 AM): no thanks
DKNY6285 (2:06:08 AM): u worship Sergio's STD
iAteKhoasDuck (2:06:12 AM): no
DKNY6285 (2:06:32 AM): u know u wish u had one
iAteKhoasDuck (2:06:50 AM): no thanks
iAteKhoasDuck (2:06:53 AM): im allergic
DKNY6285 (2:07:07 AM): ok, so u don't want a dick
DKNY6285 (2:07:09 AM): that's cool
iAteKhoasDuck (2:07:22 AM): no
iAteKhoasDuck (2:07:26 AM): just the ST part
iAteKhoasDuck (2:07:40 AM): i have the EL variety
DKNY6285 (2:08:16 AM): Extremely Lonely?
iAteKhoasDuck (2:08:22 AM): lol
iAteKhoasDuck (2:08:23 AM): no
iAteKhoasDuck (2:08:30 AM): extraordinarily large
DKNY6285 (2:08:40 AM): and then u wake up
iAteKhoasDuck (2:08:57 AM): ...with your mom
DKNY6285 (2:09:09 AM): nah
DKNY6285 (2:09:17 AM): with your mom

Now I decide to join in the fun

PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (10:52:40 PM): varga has the tiniest penis ever
DKNY6285 (10:52:49 PM): how would u know?
DKNY6285 (10:52:50 PM): lol
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (10:53:02 PM): he tried to impress me and veronica
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (10:53:06 PM): and i laughed
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (10:53:14 PM): and veronica swatted it with a newspaper
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (10:53:18 PM): she thought it was a bee
DKNY6285 (10:53:28 PM): ahaahahahaha
DKNY6285 (10:54:12 PM): did u tell him about it
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (10:54:22 PM): nope
DKNY6285 (10:55:37 PM): well I did
DKNY6285 (10:55:38 PM): lol

At the very moment Khoa said those last lines, I get this:

iAteKhoasDuck (10:55:23 PM): whore
iAteKhoasDuck (10:55:25 PM): whore
iAteKhoasDuck (10:55:25 PM): whore
iAteKhoasDuck (10:55:26 PM): whore
iAteKhoasDuck (10:55:27 PM): whore
iAteKhoasDuck (10:55:29 PM): whore
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (10:55:39 PM): AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAAHAH
iAteKhoasDuck (10:56:12 PM): whore
iAteKhoasDuck (10:56:12 PM): whore
iAteKhoasDuck (10:56:13 PM): whore
iAteKhoasDuck (10:56:17 PM): WHORE

Well, that's all kiddies! Thought you'd enjoy it.