I rock.

So, after Phys C today, there wasn't much to do but joke around. I ganked Varga's US Post Office shipping tape. He asked for it back. I refused, to which he replied, "Please??? I gotta tape Linh." Not only did I return the tape; I conspired.    Upon exiting the Phys room, I jumped on Linh and started taping him. We got him pretty well-taped up by the time Mrs. Bennet said we had to go outside (*nota bene* go outside, not stop taping the poor AZN) As we went outside, I tackled linh and sat on him. Varga began furiously taping his feet, much avail. Before Linh could wriggle to freedom (much of his top half still taped), I sent Varg off to find a cam. While Varga was gone, I orchestrated the biggest tape smack down in history.    I straddled Linh's side at the most awkward angle to restrict leg movement and wriggling. I taped him at the ankles and above the knee. When I finally applied enough strength to withstand the azn resistance, I moved back to the torso.    I retaped Linh like a mummy. I taped his arms crosssing his chest, enclosing his neck. I put on layer after layer of tape. Keep in mind I'm fighting the struggle of the Spice and Stueber trying to set Linh free. Several teachers walked past us. They looked at us with curious eyes, saying, "Why are you taping that boy?" We'd reply, "Why not?" They'd shrug and walk off, disregarding Linh's cries for help.    Soon, Varg returned and nearly peed his pants when he saw how badly I had taped Linh. We knew we had to show someone.    We carried Linh through the 700 Hall to the art room.  I ran inside and asked if they had a rolly chair I could borrow. They said sure and asked why. I told them of our tape attack, and they all rushed to spectate.    We pushed the taped Linh to the Commons. We were trying desparately to get Linh to Dr. Garrisson. We got him as far as the base of the 200 Hall when I told Varg to get Gary to come down. Varg returned, saying Gary had left for the day. Fret not, my voiders! The JarZ knew just what to do!    I wheeled his mongoloid ass over to Dr. Clark's office. When she saw Linh, she lit up! "That's lovely." We asked her if she had a camera. She said no, then we suggested the digital cams in the library. She grabbed her key to the library and off we went!    When we got in there, Ms. Hirsch, Mr. Nix, and some other lady were already in there. We presented Linh, and the just had to oblige to take a picture. The pictures are going in the yearbook.    After the pics, we grabbed a pair of scissors and spent 10 minutes just cutting Linh out of the tape. God bless the US Post Office.