My god, I'm ranting about a loaf of bread. I need to get out more.
	Today my mom came over to bitch at me (as usual), bearing two loaves of banana nut bread my gramma baked. After her usual hazing, I wished her off (truly to hell, but I told her home) and tossed the loaves into the bread basket.    A few minutes ago, I realized that they were still there, so I thought I'd pay homage to it an eat a slice. I'm not actually a banana nut person, but my gramma did spend time on it to bake it. Well, one slice and I realized why I am not a banana nut person... BECAUSE IT SUCKS ASS. The Aesthetics.   Just take a minute to sit down and look at the shit. It's brown. As we all know from Rohit, brown is not an appealing color to the eye. Worse yet, it's a greyish brown with nasty unidentifiable lumps inside. Oh, and did I mention the gross little squigglies that look like boll weevil larvae? Talk about an unappetizing confection. The Taste.    What kind of shit is that? If it weren't so damn ugly, I'd say the flavor is anticlimactic. It tastes like warm spit and banana mush. MMMMMM FUCKING MMMM. The flavor is like psuedo-tasty, but it does a really crappy imitation of good flavor. Bananas are gay.    Well, how much could I expect from a dish that gets its main flavor from bananas. I  hate bananas. What kind of a fucking fruit is a banana? It doesn't even have juice! Bananas can't be made into a refreshing smoothie. They're made into a heart-burn mush that makes you thirsty. Who the hell wants to drink that? "Ohh, but they're so nifty. they have their own wrapper." So does your face, fucktard. Hush your mouth. The wrapper is nature's way of saying, "I made this harder to get into 'cause it sucks. Don't eat it." But humans just haaaad to come along with our opposable thumbs... In conclusion, banana nut bread is an atrocity on earth. I think I'm going to go take a dump on the loaves and throw them at Amir's window.