Cancer if Fun(ny)
I am going to Hell...

Yeah, so, spur of the moment, I decided to jazz up my excuse for being absent the last two days...

MagicUrnSr (2:40:45 PM): hey missy what you been up to these last two days
MagicUrnSr (2:41:01 PM): its weird cuz i have been able to heal my bruises
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:41:29 PM): LOL
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:41:32 PM): i'm dying
MagicUrnSr (2:41:45 PM): aww but that can't happen
MagicUrnSr (2:42:05 PM): tat would be tragic no?
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:42:23 PM): maybe
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:42:31 PM): for violence everywhere
MagicUrnSr (2:42:38 PM): uh oh should i call your counseler?
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:43:05 PM): it's not very nice to make fun of thyroid cancer
MagicUrnSr (2:43:43 PM): im not makeing fun just asking if i need to call your counseler
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:44:15 PM): i've had it forthree months, and it's just time for another transfusion, that's all
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:44:32 PM): i'll be better in a few days
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:45:43 PM): you should come visit me in the hospital tomorrow
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:45:53 PM): while i'm in my sexy cancer garb
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:45:58 PM): and for god's sake
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:46:04 PM): sneak me in some chick fil a
MagicUrnSr (2:46:04 PM): lol can't
MagicUrnSr (2:46:23 PM): work
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:46:28 PM): but i have cancer!
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:46:33 PM): work is nothing liek cancer
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:46:39 PM): tell them i'm dying
MagicUrnSr (2:46:42 PM): ohh ill ask my boss that
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:47:07 PM): you can take a picture of me and my IV
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:47:17 PM): we'll make it into a post card
MagicUrnSr (2:47:19 PM): lol
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:47:36 PM): i could die, you know...if i didn't get a transfusion in like a week
MagicUrnSr (2:48:05 PM): aww then what would i do i wouldn't have anyone to make fun of
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:48:30 PM): :-(
MagicUrnSr (2:48:31 PM): (not to mention hit me..) but tis a fair reward for the fun i make of you
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:48:37 PM): bring linh
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:48:42 PM): and the treb
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:48:47 PM): you can launch me out of the bed
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:48:50 PM): i'll be free!
MagicUrnSr (2:48:51 PM): lol
MagicUrnSr (2:49:02 PM): did they mees up you tatto
MagicUrnSr (2:49:06 PM): tatoo*
MagicUrnSr (2:49:15 PM): cuz that would be _very_ tragic
PhYsiXRoXmYSoX (2:49:19 PM): no, the thing goes into my thigh and my wrist

Yeah, after realizing how mean this is, I've decided not to say anything more, to further the lie, but I'm not going to tell him the truth. Aahhahahaha