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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN?!

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This woman has escaped from the zoo.

Over the last couple of weeks, she has been visibly looking worse and yesterday someone (presumably herself as an indication of the horror to follow) had crossed out her picture entirely.

According to rumours, repeated failed sexual advances on 21 year old men, and her dwindling supply of morphine have been putting almost unbearable pressure on her in recent times.

Last night she left the following note:

"The time has come. The pain is gone.

Forgive my temerity, it is what i was.

I said your thoughts so you never had to.

Lest you forget, my posts remind you that the laughter must endure.

I'll save you a seat. Our game never ends.

This note is the proof that the woman is no longer sound of mind.

Far from being a hideous, evil old bag, she is a kind and loving person.
However, she has never admitted to these traits before and the depth of her note
has brought tears to the eyes of many.

It is the belief of the Connecticut state police that the woman, GrannyMae, 89, who has
been under secret observation now since the smiley massacre of '97, has finally lost her marbles.


The members of her beloved zoo have hunted the local neighbourhood since her absence was noticed on September 6th 2003, 03:13 EST and have been unable to find anyone who knows anything.

It has already been noted by many, that the escape of Mae could mean the end of the zoo and lead to the proliferation of profiteering scumbags.

To make matters worse, she is not fit to roam the streets alone, and the young men and liquor stores will not be safe.
Hospitals are being checked as she HAS to have her enema every day.

If you know anything, anything at all, you are urged to either mail lorinda11@hotmail.com or leave an anonymous note in the guestbook on this site.

Your information will be dealt with in the strictist of confidence.

Signed: Everyone who ever met her, and everyone who ever read her posts.



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