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A Dog's Prayer
Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God, How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? Dear God, When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they never bless mine. So... I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing? Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Dear God, Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and
the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the
Chrysler Beagle! Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good or bad? Sincerly. The Dog |
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