Fifty Coherent Words from Joshua Edwards

            One day there was an ugly little poodle that was running down Park Avenue. The ugly little dog was barking all the time like a person with an acute sense of insanity. A man ran up to the dog, stared at the near helpless animal for two minutes, and shot the dog five times, always in the legs. However, the dog kept running. The dog lost his real legs in Vietnam; he’s had metal legs since.