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Major Gunns & Gorgeous George

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We are your future tag champs!

Your Future Tag Champs

..::\ The Scene Opens up at the hotel where all the divas are staying at before the upcoming raw. The scene shows Major Gunns and Gorgeous George in the bar arena having a few martinies. Gorgeous George looks up at the TV and sees that Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus where having alittle talk about their tag team match againsnt them. /::..

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Gorgeous George § ~(*~*) ~ §
Can you believe them bitches? That's why I hate girls like that. They give blondes like ourselfs a bad reputation. No wonder everyone thinks blondes are dumb. It's time to take them out of their misery. I already sense that we are going to win the tournament. We have what no other team does. HEART, SKILL, TALENT, AND MOST OF ALL BEAUTY! Im getting sick of divas like Torrie Wilson who think they are better than everyone else. Sure you got the world title. So what! Who Cares! I'll take you on anyday Torrie and we will see whos the best. Don't even get me started on mr. stratusfaction.

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Major Gunns § ~(*~*) ~ §
Oh...Don't you mean Mrs. Stratusfaction?

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Gorgeous George § ~(*~*) ~ §
No I was right the first time. Trish Stratus is nothing but a hoe. She's not just any kind of hoe though. She's a lay on her back... Do whatever it takes to get her way kind of hoe. Now Trish I don't know how you got that big job at the WWE. But soon after you got there. The boss got a divorce. Now you guys make the call. Like I said before Trish is just a hoe. She shouldn't be in the WWA. Trust Me! But anyway Trish Stratus your also in this tag team match. And yet you think you and torrie are going to get past us to go to the second round. oh...no! It's not going to happen.

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Major Gunns § ~(*~*) ~ §
They both think their gonna get past us! Ha! You must be dreaming. Well you two need to wake up cause after Raw you might not beable to get the nightmares that we caused out of your head. We are going to beat you two sleazy bitches down. 1...2...3. That's what im ready to hear. In all 3 rounds. With me and Gorgeous George victorias and all you losers down in your own puddle of blood. Now if you girls face dosen't hurt right now, it will after you get a bad case of us. We will bring such agony that you two won't be in any mood to defend yourselfs. Torrie Wilson your chances of keeping that title are slim to none. I mean you will soon be taking on me and that is no small task. Just give me the date and time of our match and i'll be there. That's just if you accept. To face us you two have to be on top of your game. Well I hope you girls are at the top of your game to take on us. Torrie and Trish getting in the ring with us will be a whole different story from last raw. We may be new to WAA, but we have been Wrestling for years now and I have seen divas like you two come and go, but only the strong, like us, survive. Now we gotta go find somethings to wear for our match... You cameras should come along...

..::\ The Scene Opens up at Dream Girl. A very naughty store. They have catsuits, stripper gear, leather gear, shoes, panties, bras, and anything you can think of. Major Gunns and Gorgeous George are shopping for something to wear and Gorgeous George picks out a pink leather top and some black leather pants and some 6" heels. Major Gunns picks out some lingerae for her bath. And She picks out a all white custom made gucci catsuit with some custom made white gucci 6" heels. They walk out with some bags as the scene goes to commercial. When the scene opens back up a long limo pulls up into the WWA arena. Gorgeous George and Major Gunns hop out of the limo in matching blue tops and black leather mini skirt and manolo black boots. The scene goes to commercial. The scene opens up in the arena where Jim Ross and King are standing by

§ ~(*~*) ~ § King § ~(*~*) ~ §
Hello everyone. We are here in London England... in the Wembley Stadium. Where in just a few days the Leathal Lottery Tag Team Tournament will take place. Where 8 teams of 2 divas will go at it. We Will see who takes who out of the running. And who will be crowned the first ever WWA Tag Team Champions! I just can't wait for this tournament to happen. We will finnally get to see how these ladies work together as a team and get through the end.

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Jim Ross § ~(*~*) ~ §
Your exactly right King. I would really like to see how these ladies work together. On raw the first ever WWA Tag Team Champions will be crowd. Shall we go over the matches?

§ ~(*~*) ~ § King § ~(*~*) ~ §
Sure. The First Match of this tournament is between Tygress & Ivory VS Terri & Molly Holly. What is your prediction on this match J.R?

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Jim Ross § ~(*~*) ~ §
If I could be honest I think Tygress and Ivory may take this match. The intensity of the two together is just fierce. But Molly Holly and Terri could pull a upset and turn the match around. I guess we would just have to see on raw who's a better team. Now the second match of the tournament is between Stacy Keibler & Chyna VS Victoria & The Kat. What's your prediction King?

§ ~(*~*) ~ § King § ~(*~*) ~ §
Well that's a real tough one. Both of these teams have some real good factors in them. They have the brawn. Chyna and Victoria. Who will definately be going at it. And they have the eye PUPPIES! WHO I HOPE WILL BE GOING AFTER EACHOTHER! That's going to be the best match! The next match is Kimona & Dawn Marie VS Stephanie McMahon & Midajah. Your prediction?

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Jim Ross § ~(*~*) ~ §
The Boss Lady and Midajah has this one covered. I don't think Kimona and Dawn Marie are going to show up for this match. I mean their going againsnt the owner and her assistant. So my votes on Stepanie and midajah. The next match is Trish Stratus & Torrie Wilson VS Major Gunns & Gorgous George.

§ ~(*~*) ~ § King § ~(*~*) ~ §
WOAH! I forgot about this one. This match might be the best out of the whole night. Major Gunns and Gorgeous George vs. The World Champion Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus. This may be the best. But my vote is for Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus!

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Jim Ross § ~(*~*) ~ §
Are you kidding me? Gorgeous George and Major gunns has this match in the bag. They both have experience in this type of thing and I think their going to pull it off.

..::\Just then Major gunns and gorgeous George music hits around the arena. The fans get up and cheer for the two divas as the come from the back in their matching outfits. Gorgeous George has a bag in her hand. They walk down to the ring and go in. They pose back to back on each side of the ring for people to take pictures of them. Gorgeous George gets a microphone and begins to speak... /::..

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Gorgeous George § ~(*~*) ~ §
Now it's getting very very close to raw. And the tag team titles are getting closer and closer to being around our waist. Now theirs a disagreement about who is going to win the tag titles at the end of the night. Well let me tell you. It's going to be me and Major Gunns. Trust Me! No one and I mean no one will stand in our way from keeping those titles from getting around our waist. We would haved worked too hard to win the titles to lose them over to a pathetic team like you two. Torrie! You and Trish can come out here and say this and that about how you are going to win and beat Me and Major Gunns. But all the talk wont get you the titles. You are going to have to take me and Major Gunns out to get thee tites, but that is just impossible. The same goes for all you other divas that we may have to face in the next 2 rounds.Stacy Keibler, Chyna & Victoria, The Kat and everyone else in the tournament. There's not a single tag team on the WWA roster capable of getting those tag titles before we do. And me and Major gunns will prove that along with that we deserve to hold the tag titles. Raw will be our night, we will successfully win the tag titles. Some may be doubting us but we are three time WWO Tag Team Champions so it's not like we are just any Tag Team. We've dominated the tag team divison on two previous occassions in one previous federation, and this time in the WWA we will not lose the titles. We will be holding the tag titles titles for a very long time. I can see it already. Torrie you and Trish wil be just another team that will get destroyed in our path to glory. We will demolish you two and there isn't a damn thing either of you can do. The best thing you girls can do if you want to be able wrestle after raw is just dont come to the ring. But that'd take the fun away from us. So I hope you two bring all you got because you are going to need just to survive raw. And as I said before all you divas in this leathal tag tournament. It's going to be on. But there isn't a slight chance you'll win. There's only one outcome possible for raws match and that is me and Major Gunns walking out of Raw the new WWA Tag Team Champions. I wish we had a real tag team to face. But I guess there's no competition here. But on the bright we'll end up going in the Hall of Fame for holding the Tag Titles for the longest period of time. Plus One of us will be the future IC Champion and your the next World Champion. Together we'll dominate the WWA. I see it already!

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Major Gunns § ~(*~*) ~ §
I mean I just dont see how you two can possibly think your going to beat us, you girls dont desirve to be in a this match for the tag titles. I don't think you two are good enough to hold the tag titles, if there is anything we have learned its that we don't need championship gold around my waist to be the best. Because we know we are. Torrie and Trish we are smarter, stronger and faster but most of all a little impatient. So thats why we can't wait to take you hoes out once and for all!,by the end of RAW. Major gunns and Gorgeous George will be names emblazened in peoples minds.I dont't know about all of you but on RAW we are going to be dealing with fake,plastic divas, but thats alright because we are the dominate divas..we are the top Bitches. Think about it you two yall are washed up, yall have run your course,do you two really think that going to the gym to train is going to make a difference. Well nothing is going to stop us from getting those tag team titles, no force of nature and no act of god can stop us from kicking yall asses and any other tag team that gets in our way all over the ring! Torrie Wilson is a bad world champion. She's definately not a role model. A slut as a role model. Let's get serious! She’s a loud mouth annoying bitch that doesn’t know when to shut her cum catcher! She’s an evil, spiteful person that needs to be dealt with. And we are going to whoop her ass. Trish Stratus and Torrie i wouldn't take you ass whooping as a bad thing. It should be a honor. But I don't think so many people will see it like that on RAW. Now once we get past you two we will have to go againsnt Stacy Keibler & Chyna or Victoria & The Kat. Now Stacey Kiebler has a wonderful partner. Incredible she-hulk. Chyna. The WWA's Hardcor champion. We aren't afraid. Chyna is going to hoof and pouf us down to size? Is the man beast going to hurt the ones with the best bodies ever?? I don't think so. And neither does Gorgeous Georg. I aint going to criticize about Chyna being a man. Or Stacey Kiebler of being a slut. We are just simply going to end their dreams of becoming the first females ever to win the WWA tag titles. That just if they get past Victria and The Kat. Gorgeous George and I has had ours eyes on you for some time Victoria and Kat oh yes we have. We have had our eye on ripping to two appart in the second round. If you get past Chyna and Stacey we will pesonally be happy to whoo your asses in the second round. And the same thing goes for the sluts we are going to meet in the finals. You will also be getting your fair share of good ass kickings! We don't know how to fail. We don't even have fail in our vocabulary. All we know is that we are going to succeed and not only that but be your future tag team champions. Now Hit Our Music!

..::\Major Gunns and Gorgeous George drop the mic as they get out the ring and pose for all the fans and spectators. Gorgeous George is still holding the bag. They walk up the steel ramp as the go backstage they run into Lilian Garcia who is standing by waiting for an interview /::..

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Lilian Garcia § ~(*~*) ~ §
Excuse me Major Gunns and Gorgeous George. I was trying to hurry up and catch you before you left the arena. Walk with me to your limo as I ask a few questions.(They begin walking). Now Major Gunns how do you feel about word that Torrie Wilson and Trish had to say?

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Major Gunns § ~(*~*) ~ §
Well you know what I really don't give a hell what those two sluts say. They mean nothing to me. I mean they are two dumb blondes who give blondes like me and gorgeus george a bad name. They lay on their back to get what they want. And that. And that is just no future tag team champions. Now you people may think im just jealous of them. But let me tell you. Major Gunns isn't jeaous of anyone. I can look good and still whoop ass. Why would I be jealous of them. Honestly! Their nothing. I dont care about them. I wouldn't care about them even if they where thorns in my ass! That's how bad I hate them. No... I don't hate them. Because hate is a strong word. That's why I despise them. Those two bitches are going to get theirs by the time raw comes around. Me and Gorgeous George will be the WWA tag team champions!

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Gorgeous George § ~(*~*) ~ §
You know what those two hoes don't even belong in this match with us. And when we go to the second round Stacey and Chyna or Victoria and Kat don't belong going againsnt us. I guarentee that me and Major Gunns are going to the finals and walking out of Raw the WWA's Tag team champions. I can already see it. We taking on other tag teams. Defending our titles almost every night. Putting Teams on the injured list. That's exactly why we are going to run this federation. We are going to take out all he alliances, teams, stables and make sure they know who Major Gunns and Gorgeous George are! Can you hold on a minute lilian.

..::\ As they stop Gorgeous George pulls out some pink spray paint. They start Spray painting on Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratuses locker room. She rights see you in the ring hoes. She smiles as they begin to keep on walking and drop the bag and leave a note on the door also... /::..

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Lilian Garcia § ~(*~*) ~ §
What was all that about ladies? Are you sure that their going to be fine with you destroying their locker room door. I think their going to be very pissed off. Also what was on the letter.?

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Major Gunns § ~(*~*) ~ §
Well of course their going to be mad. Their going to be mad when they lose to us in the very first round of the tag tournament so it really dosen't matter. They should be mad. They wont have a chance of taking the tag titles home. Well that's the price you will have to pay if you have me and Gorgeous George going againsnt you. Yeah we destroyed their door! so what! It's trash anyway. Just like those two. Trailer Park Trash! I wan them to be pissed off. Bring the intensity to the match. So we can whoop yall asses even worse than we were planning too!

§ ~(*~*) ~ § Gorgeous George § ~(*~*) ~ §
Well to answer your question about the note in a short answer. It said that Bitches like us make hell for hoes like you. See you in the ring! That's It! You think about it! Bye Bye!

..::\ Major Gunns and Gorgeous George hop in the limo and speed off as lilian looks at the camera as the scene turns black.