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*..::[(Major Gunns & Gorgeous George)]::..*

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Major Gunns & Gorgeous George

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We are your future tag champs!

Your Future Tag Champs
..::\ The Scene Opens up in Major Gunns and Gorgeous George Locker Room where they are currently about to get an interview from the interviewer herself Lilian Garcia...They cameras zoom in to see what they are talking about... /::..

~*~ Lilian Garcia ~*~
Hello Ladies. It seems that theirs going to be an all out Tag Tournament and you two are in it. How are yall feeling so far? Are you guys excited about it... or kind of scared of the competetion.

~*~ Major Gunns ~*~
Well actully. This is not the first time that me and Gorgeous George have been in a Tag Tournament. So we are not that excited about it. I mean yah we are going to kick some ass and be the next Tag Team Champions. But we also have to save our energy for the next fight. I mean we are facing Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson. Two great competitors but their still no match for me and Gorgeous George. I mean Gorgeous George and I have been around these type of tournaments for along time. It's nothing new to us. We have to beat these women down till we get our titles. We used to be beating up men tag teams to get these titles. So as you know we won't let anything stand in our way when it comes to tag teams. Cause me and Gorgeous are what you say the best female tag team partners to ever hit the wrestling business and you can believe that. Dont you think so Gorgeous?

~*~ Gorgeous George ~*~
Of Course I do. I mean look at us we got muscle, skill, talent, looks, and what Trish and Torrie don't....Brains. I mean yeah... Torrie is the world champion so what! I can be the world champion if I wanted to. Major Gunns could be the World champion if she wanted too. I mean theirs no reason to be scared of two divas who don't have shit on us. Me and Major are the best their is and the best that theirs going to be. Absolutely no divas can beat us and I mean no divas. I mean we are so great and yet we still look good. How many diva tag teams do you think can beat us lilian? Absolutely none because me and Major are the best. I hate to say it. But it's true. And im going to be perfectly honest with all you WWA fans out their. Me and Major Gunns will win this tournament. We will beat the living hell out of all of the diva wannabe's that wannabe like us. Trust me... We will!

~*~ Lilian Garcia ~*~
Well tough words from the two of you. I mean don't you think Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus will be mad at the both of you for saying these words about them and your match coming up?

~*~ Gorgeous George ~*~ Yeah they'll be mad! So What! They are not the queens of this federation. They certainly don't tell me what to do. I know when they come out and run their mouths like wild animals they will be doing the same thing. Talking Junk that they can't back up. But you know what's different between us and them. We can back up all our talk. We talk the talk and we can certainly walk the walk you better believe that. You see Major Gunns can take out Torrie Wilson and I can take out Trish Stratus. I mean Trish Stratus lost to Stacey Kiebler for the Intercontinetal Championship. How sorry are you? At first Trish I had some great respect for you. Then you lose to Stacey kiebler! How can you lose to her. Trish I thought you were a better diva and wrestler than that but I guess I was wrong. I mean I can beat Stacey Kiebler. Trish when we step into the ring on Raw it'll be me vs. you. And im not going to hold back at all. Trust me. By the time Raw comes around you will be broken into three pieces. I will end your career cause girl this is my time to shine. You or your pathetic partner don't deserve a title shot much less a match with me and my friend here. I guarantee that we will riegn supreme and take what is rightfully ours on Raw. The Tag Team Championships.

~*~ Major Gunns ~*~ Torrie Wilson... You are the world champion. I should respect you and everything but I can't. I just can't. How can I respect someone who dosen't deserve to hold the world title. It should be Gorgeous George or myself holding that title around our nice waist. Not you. Honestly you don't deserve it. Torrie Wilson I plan to beat your ass on raw. I want to show everyone why I should be the world champion. You know it's funny to me that we have a match with such pathetic opponents. Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus? How funny. You could have done better than that prez. But we will take them out and take any other team that gets in our way. You better believe that. Well, the way I see, these two women are pathetic but supposedly a couple of the best divas in the the WWA. It just doesn't make sense to me. If Those two are some of the best we have to offer, then we're in trouble. Cause I know me and Gorgeous george can whoop their ass and yet we sill aren't in the top 10. What's up with you people. When we win the tag titles. I guareentee we will be #1 in this federation. You better believe that!

~*~ Lilian Garcia ~*~ So you say that you are not very excited about this tag tournament because you two have been in many before the WWA ever existed. But how do you think about your opponets... Like are they afraid?

~*~ Major Gunns ~*~ You know what Lilian. Honestly I think they are scared. I mean they have definately never been againsnt tough opponets like me and Gorgeous George before. So I absolutely know their scared. I would be scared if I had to face tough divas like me and gorgeous george too. But hey it's something you have to do. You win some and you lose some. And Torrie Willson and Trish Stratus will definately lose in our match for the tag team tournament. I never realized how we could even be put in a match againsnt them 2. I mean their absolutely no competetition what so ever. Me and Gorgeous George would have no sweat taking them out of the running in the tournament. Because their losers and we are going to beat the losers down to the ground. We will pin them 1...2...3 in the center of the mat because we are the best and theirs just no stopping us. I just know their scared! Just be prepared.

~*~ Gorgeous George ~*~ Major you are right i can smell the fear from them right now and it is makeing me feel great as i know that they are terrified since they will step into the ring with two divas such as our selfs. Now as far as they go they are two girls who are really not someone im going to really worrie about all week, I mean i can already tell that they are going to be nothing to us divas. Those divas don't know what their getting theirselfs into... I just can't wait till we take them out of the running and leave them bleeding right in the middle of the floor. Laying their like stupid little babies. We are going to beat them so bad they will by crying to make us stop but you know what we aren't going to stop. We want these titles so bad and we are going to get them no matter what. We have the confidence that we need to get to the finals of the tag tournament and I guarentee that we will win.

~*~ Lilian Garcia ~*~
You two seem very confident in everything you do... But if you do get past Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus you would have to face either Stacy Keibler & Chyna or Victoria & The Kat. How do you feel about this?

~*~ Gorgeous George ~*~ No sweat at all. We got this tournament in the bag. We have no worty opponets at all. I mean come on Stacey Kiebler and Chyna!!!!! Do you honestly think that we are going to lose in this Tag Team Tournament! I think not! These folks don't have shit on us. Stacey Kiebler and Chyna will not get past the second round if they beat the Kat and Victoria. I can tell you that. Me and Major gunns are going to dominate this Tournament. Im telling you this so you'll know later on when we have the tag team championships in our hands and we talk to you again. We are going to beat this amatuers. No their not Amatuers let me stop calling them names that their not. But Jobbers! We are going to beat these jobbers because we have faith in everything that we do and we will win the tag team titles. Me and Major gunns will be the first ever female WWA Tag Team Champions. Forget all these other divas. Winning the Tag Tournament is number 1 in our heads and we will win. Right?

~*~Major Gunns~*~
Your damn right. Victoria and the kat! Ha! Ha! HA! We are going to kill them in the second round. That's if they get past Chyna and Stacey. Me and Gorgeous George have this tournament in the bag. Victoria is supposed be the hardcore Queen and everything. I don't think so. Theirs no way that the supposidely hardcore queen and her little pip sqweak friend kat is going to get by us without a fight. Me and Gorgeous George are going all the way with this thing. No matter how bad we are feeling. Even if we are sick we are going to still be the tag team champions at the end of raw. Trust me! We will and theirs no doubt about it. WE will prevail and become the first ever WWA tag team champions. Especially if we go againsnt the talent in this federation.

~*~Lilian Garcia~*~
Well that's all the question I have for you two ladies and good luck on your way in the Tag Team Tournament.

..::\ The Scene Fades To Black.... A few minutes later the scene opens up in the arena where their are fans everywhere with pictures and signs and everything. Then "Dirrty By Christina Aguilera comes on as the fans get up and cheer for Gorgeous George and Major Gunns. Pictures are flashing everywhere as Gorgeous George and Major gunns makes their way down to the ring. Gorgeous George wearing a black cat suit and Major Gunns wearing a army bikini top and a army miniskirt. They prance down to the ring and get in. Major Gunns gets a microphone and begins to speak...

~*~ Major Gunns ~*~ Hello and Welcome to the WWA!(Crowd Cheer). How are yall doin?(Crowd Erupts) That's good... That's good. Well let's get down to business. Theirs a Tag Team Tournament going on, on the next raw. We are going to face Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson. These two women are going to get their faces pushed into the mat. I don't play when it comes to titles. Especially Tag Titles. Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson are nothing to me. We are going to beat them once and we can do it again and again. They aren't going to get to the second round, I can guarantee you that. The Tag Titles will soon be ours, and they can dream on if they think they are going to win this match and move on to the second round. And as far as the other teams are concerned, the old bitches should be in a nursing home, not attempting to do things that they couldn't even do when they were actually young. The Tag Titles are our pride and joy, they are the most important thing to us. And we aren't going to let it go to another team and you can count on that. We have built up a reputation for being one of the most skillful tag teams! My heart is telling me we are going to win, and I totally agree with it. “Fasten your seat belt, Slut Puppy, It’s going to be a bumpy ride”! Torrie & Trish should really take that advice to heart on raw as we faces them in this very ring! We are known for our cage matches but what people don’t know is that we are skilled in the art of street mutilation! We will have no problem laying them over each other and pinning them. We will use their hair and blood to mop the ring! Our hand will be raised on Raw and yalls broken body will remain on the floor. You have no hope of winning. Our fans are TRUE; they have been impressed by our skills and creativity when it comes to being a diva. You see while Torrie & Trish were playing with their family’s jewels –and I do mean playing—we were preparing ourselves in the gym for this match and other matches to on raw. While they were playing in the hot tub we was mastering new and exciting moves for the tag team tournament and while Torrie & Trish was brown nosing Jim Ross We were watching old matches and preparing for this match with Torrie & Trish.

~*~ Gorgeous George ~*~
Torrie & Trish, you should be wise and not show up for the match on raw! Let us win and live to do another modeling gig. In fact you two should really make modeling your full time career. It is time to face the truth! We are the divas you always dreamed of being! I hope you enjoy your reign as women’s champion Torrie because you will not be any longer! We are what a TRUE tag champions should be! You don’t have the brains or the skills to make the tag team belt something special! You two are really just the Pamela Anderson Lee’s of the WWA! Tell me did you act as Pamela’s body double until you two were smart enough to get the Silicone filled Breast removed?! Who knows maybe family will pay you two to bend over and take it like a woman…but then again can how any one can tell the difference between your faces and your asses! After all your words come from your ass—That’s it you two can get a job in a circus being the FIRST AND ONLY divas in world history who moves your mouth while our voice comes from our asses! I do feel sorry for the WWA camera crew having to attach a microphone to ass so us can be heard? We should be prepared to hear the words Tag champions spoken after our name. We should be prepared to see that belt around our waist! Then you two can go back to playboy. But then again after this match what FEW looks you had will be gone and I guess Hugh Hefner would have to spend a at least 20 million to make you look decent in human society.! I am not out for blood but if drawing our blood will get us the belt than we shall do it!. Now hit our music!!!

..::\Gorgeous George drops the microphone and Major Gunns begin to laugh as they pose for the crowd. They get out the ring and up the steel steps to the backstage area while the scene goes to black/::..