Tag Team Titles Fight 7/23

..::\ The Scene opens up in tokyo, japan in the egg dome. There are alot of people in the arena with photos and posters of their favorite WWA diva. The scene goes into the BWA locker room where Gorgeous George & Major Gunns are having a drink...When their friend and fellow BWA Member Terri Runnels Walks in.

$~$ Terri Runnels $~$
Hey Ladies. You won't believe who I ran to on the way down here. I forgot her name. Let me think... hold on. Isn't it Christina Aguilera or somhthing like that. I think she was getting ready for a concert she is supposed to be having over here. She's real nice. She reconized me and everything. I was so excited. She's like the nicest person I have ever met in my life. She wished me luck on the match im supposed to be having agains't tygress and everything. And then she complimented me on my dressing skills and looks and hair. She's just a nice person. I was asking her was she into wrestling and she said yeah. But was scared to fight. So I suggested that we all go up there for her rehearsal. Since yalls theme music is her hit Dirrty. Is that alright with yall?

..::\ Major Gunns and Gorgeous George run into the bath room with their gym bags. A minute later they come out in their gucci catsuits. They follow Terri to the arena as the scene goes black. The scene then opens up with Christina Aguilera singing Dirrty as we see Terri Runnels and Major Guns and Gorgeous George dancing. Christina aguilera smiles at them and then goes right back to rehearsal. She then finishes and stops. She points at the Gorgeous George, Major gunns, and Terri and motions them to come up on stage.

$~$ Christina Aguilera $~$
Hey how yall doin. Im so big of fans of all of yours. And I wanted to meet you guys. Gorgeous George I just love your style and beautey. The same goes for you Major Gunns and Terri. All you ladies are beautiful in your own way.

$~$ Major Gunns $~$
Thanks so much. It means alot to actully hear you say that. We all have your albums and we really do like your voice, your clothes, everything about you is great. And also your single dirrty is the best. I never heard anything like that. I might have to stay after the WWA show and watch your show.

$~$ Gorgeous George $~$
I know that's right. Im definatly going to stay. Can't hold us down is my favorite song on your album. But my second favorite single is Dirrty. You know that's our theme music right? I just came up with a brilliant idea. Is there a way that you would be interested in doing our theme music live for raw. since you are going to be here anyway for your concert.

$~$ Christina Aguilera $~$
Sure! I think my manager will accept that. Even if he dosen't I still will. It will be an honor. I was so excited when I saw you two win the tag teams. I literally was jumping up and down. I knew you two where going to pull it off. Who are yall facing tonight?

$~$ Gorgeous George $~$
None other than the old hunchbag hoe Sable and her Crosseyed sleazbag of a friend Dawn Marie. We got this match in the bag. Those two girls don't know how to fight. I mean yeah they were good WWE divas an everything. But who cares. We are in the wWA now ladies and we aren't going to go easy on divas like you. We don't go easy on any divas that we fight. We might have to fight atleast 5 teams at one time. Who cares! Me and Major Gunns can pull it off. Trust me when I say that. Beacause im telling the truth. Sable has nothing on any of us. That old ass bitch needs to go back to wherever she came from because she sure as hell dosen't belong in the WWA. When was the last time she won a match around here. None that I remeber. And Dawn Marie is just a big nasty hoe. She dates old men for goodness sake. I wonder how big his magic stick cause that could have been the only reason why she would stay with him.

$~$ Major Gunns $~$
Me and Gorgeous George are 3-0 when it comes to fighting in the ring so far in the WWA. UNDEFEATED! The only two bad ass chicks to be undefeated in this federation. We took out Trish and Torrie. We took out Stacey Kiebler and Chyna. And lastly we took out Madjah and Stephanie. How good are we? Now im not trying to show off or anything but damn we are good. We took out 3 teams. In one night. Some male tag team's even do that. Honestly im proud of us. We did great. The people in the offices are proud of us. We are going to take out them losers and make them beg for our forgivness after. Well we got to go out to the ring, Christina. See you later tonight.

..::\ A few minutes later dirrty hits around the arena as the fans get up and cheer. Gorgeous George, Major Gunns, and Terri Runnls come out from behind the black curtains. BWA(Bitches With Attitude) strolls down to the ring slapping hands with their fans. Major Gunns and Gorgeous George have their recently won tag team titles aroun their arms. They get into the ring and pose for the cameras. Major Gunns then gets a microphone and begins to speak.

$~$ Major Gunns $~$
Now we just realized that none other than the hoe herself Sable came out here and ran her mouth about her and Dawn Marie becoming New Tag Team Champions. Well let me tell you this bitch. Their is no way in hell that you can ever hold these tiles. As long as we are here. Me and Gorgeous George are going to keep these titles for a while and we are not going to let some stupid ass bitches like yourselfs take them away from us. Sable you old sleazbag why did you even make a mistake and come out here and talk and talk and talk about the match. You can't back shit up so why talk. You said your finnally getting a chance at gold. um... are you getting alittle bit of alltimers Sable. Because last time I checked you were recently in a world title match with Torrie Wilson and you lost. I am so surprised. Because not only did me and Gorgeous George take out Torrie Wilson and Mrs. Slutusfaction. We won the tag team titles in the same night. That's how good we are sable. Tonight we are going to take you two bitches out and moves on with our lives. Honestly you two don't even deserve to be in this match againsnt us. The tag team titles represent team work, beauty, and most of all kicking ass. And you two certainly have none of those quailities. Sable why must you be such a punk? You say stuff but you never follow through and do it. Im going to beat the heck out of you tonight. Until you realize that trash talking is not exceptable in our presence. And what makes it even worse is that your talking about us. Now your really going to get your butt beat. Sable I never realized how stupid you look on tv until now. I mean isn't it your first time cutting a promo. No wonder you didn't come out here and talk about your match with Torrie. Your not a tv person that's all. And honestly your UGLY! Sable, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back!(Everyone Laughs). Now im not out here to talk only about you sable. Im also here to talk about the other girl... uh.... What's her name again. Oh... yeah! Dawn Marie. Dawn Marie nobody wants you here. Your not contributing at all to this federation. Your just sitting around here waiting for something to happen. And for you to get lucky and win a match. Dawn Marie im so happy that you didn't come out here and run your mouth unlike your tag team parter Sable did. Dawn Marie honestly theirs nothing that I can say about you. I mean you haven't said anything bad about me at all. You haven't ran your mouth about how your going to beat us. But I know you will. So let me tell you this Dawn. If you wanna talk shit. Go right ahead.Be my guest. But before you do think of the consequences. You wanna know what you will get if you talk mess about me and gorgeous george. or BWA in general. An Ass whooping by 3 kick ass chicks. You better belive that.

$~$ Gorgeous George $~$
Sable and Dawn I hope you realize that theirs no way that you are gettin these titles away from us. We are just too good. Sable & Dawn you really dont know what you have coming to you do you? Of course you two are great divas, but that was only in the WWE, this is the WWA ladies, And your not divas yet. you two are jobbers. People beat you up for a living. Now Me and Major Gunns we are already legends in he WWA. We have beaten he best and we certainly havent lost. And we are the first ever WWA tag team champions. Me and Major Gunns will accomplish more in a month than you two will combined in a whole year. Tonight we wil surely beat you to a bloody pulp. Sable now your really making me mad. How dare you even come out here and call me and major gunns barbie bimbos. We are not bimbos. you got us mistaken with your dumbass and your partner. Are you serious Sable. You mean to tell me that you think you and Dawn actully have the chance of pulling this off. Well let me tell you something bitch! Theirs no way in hell that your walking out of this arena tonight the tag team champions. Sable you talk to much junk for someone who dosen't do anything. I will rip out those nappy tracks out your hair and then feed them to your dog. Sable your words will not be forgotten. We are going to make you relize that your shit talking will get you beat up. And that's exactly what we are going to do to you tonight. Beat you up!(cell Phone Rings, Gorgeous george answers it and has a mean face, She hangs up) Well... well... well it looks like the bitch Dawn Marie had a few comments to say about us. Well Dawn Marie I don't care who you have on your team, it could be sable, kimona, or even your mom... the same outcome will be happening me and major gunns will be walking out of here the winner. Dawn Marie your pretty bold to be saying that me and major gunns will be in a rude awakening. Bitch if you haven't noticed that you didn't even get past the first round of the tag team tournament. How bad is that. And then you expect to win againsnt some tough ass chicks who went through 3 bad ass teams and won the tag team titles. Now Dawn Marie you talk shit just like your partner. You say we didn't accomplish anything. well let me tell you something. We are going to accomplish something tonight. I guarentee that. We are going to enter the egg dome tag team champions and not only walk out. Walk out happy that we ended your careers. You mean to tell me that you think we are intimidated by two old geezers like yourselfs? Get a face lift or somthing and then we will be scared of you. Not because of your attitude. But your faces instead. As you said you and Sable are alike. Your Ugly, Your Non- Talented, and tonight your going to get your asses whooped. Now Im getting sick of these diva tag teams thinking that they can take us out of the reign of our tag titles. Obviously they must be mistaken. Because nobody is taking these things away. Dawn Marie I have taken on men 3 times the size of you and you expect to walk out of Raw one half of the tag team champions. Please don't kid yourself. Cause your only going to be sorry when we end your career. And make you cry. Sable & Dawn Marie I don't get you two. You say that we are intimidated. We were scared. We had more interesting things to do than to talk shit about two hoes that we don't care about. But I guess that's going to change. Because nobody's going to care about you ladies after we are done with you.

$~$ Major Gunns $~$
Now that Dawn Marie has made her little comments about us. It's time that we make alittle comments about her. She's nothing but a fake wannabe Carmen Electra. She just trys to hard. She thinks we are ugly. When she was the one who fell off the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down. It was her who got her ass whooped in the Tag Team Tournament. And it's going to be her that's going to get her ass whooped tonight in this very ring. Dawn Marie you little slut. You gonna do what your parter Sable did wrong. Talk shit about us. Now im getting sick of these divas thinking that their running something but their not. Me and Gorgeous George don't like you Dawn Marie. Ever since the tag team tournament you were like Gorgeous George and Major Gunns will win this tournament. And now your like Major gunns and Gorgeous George Suck. Well let me tell you something. You may think we suck. But we all know that you blow. And everyone knows what that is. We aren't trying to embarass you or anything Dawn. Well... Let me refraise that. We are! Trying to embarass you. We want you to go home to your little mommy and cry cry and cry. Sable the same goes for you. You had alittle influence on your little sleazy friend. And now we are going to have to make alittle lesson out of the two of you. Literally. We have to take you out of the business. Show you why you have to respect us! Dawn Marie and Sable you don't know anything about us. All you want is our tag team titles. And we are definately going to walk out of here the tag team champions. I don't like girls like you two. You think your the best in the business. To be the best in the business you can't lose big time matches. And the world title match was a big time match. And the tag team title tournament was a real big match. We succeed in the tag team title tournament. And we aren't only going to succeed in this match. But all the other title defences that we are in. Now it's time that we go back to the backstage area. We got a huge press confrence back there and we are running alittle late. See you soon!

..::\ With that said Major Gunns drops the mic and leaves the ring with Gorgeous George and Terri Runnels. They then walk up the steel steps as the fans cheer them on as the scene goes black.

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