ROLE-PLAY : # 03  RECORD : 00 - 00 - 00

ACHIEVEMENTS : Soon To Come...


The smoke has cleared, all of the dust has settled, its said and done. Thats right, the AWF's staff has done what it had to do to determine the very being of the All-Star Wrestling Federation. Vince McMahon has gone and named that this Friday night the AWF World Championship will on the line in a 16 Man Battle Royal, and the most difficult thing about this match is that every man has to be pinned, this is not a over the top rope battle. Sixteen men have the chance of a lifetime to become the very first AWF World Champion, but only one man can win. Aggression is the event and we are going to be live from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The very first ever Aggression's card has been officially scrapped and the old one has been replaced with a card that is more explosive then any card in the history of professional wrestling. Among the sixteen men competeing in the match for the All-Star Wrestling Federation World Championship is Triple H. It is not a secret that ' The Game ' has made it public that he will be the first and the only AWF World Champion the AWF will ever see, but can anyone wonder if ' The Cerebral Assassin ' ever though that he had to go through fifteen other guys to get to it?. Inside the arena the fans are literally jumping up and down out of there seats in anticipation, after they heard about the Aggression re-arrangements they absolutely loved what was done. There's nothing more they would love to see then sixteen guys in the same ring at the same time fighting for the same thing. Backstage the superstars of the AWF are preparing for the huge night in store. The camera man holds the multi-thousand dollar camera on his shoulder tightly as he makes his way down the hallway. We see several superstars. Talent like one of the up and comers Randy Orton. We also see one of the sixteen guys competeing in tonight's main event, Lance Storm. Lance Storm is sitting outside his locker room reading the local newspaper as he seems to be interested in what he is reading. The ' hometown hero ' recieves a massive pop from the fans as they see him on the titantron, but they also see a glimpse of someone else walking down the hallway. That someone else is none other than ' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H. Triple H makes his way down the hallway and passes Lance Storm but as he does, HHH looks over his left shoulder and grins as the ' hometown hero ' who sits there reading the daily news. Triple H backs up as he grabs the newspaper from Lance and throws it on the ground and puts his foot on the top of it. Lance reaches down to grab it but Triple H doesnt allow him to pick it up with his foot being on top of it. Lance grins real quick and then stops grinning as a pissed off look crosses his face as he speaks.....

' The Canadian Superstar ' Lance Storm: "You know Triple H, you make me sick to my stomach. You prance around here like you own the place, you talk to the boss like he is a piece of trash, basically you disrespect everyone in the AWF and quite frankly, I am sick and tired of it. I hear your in that sixteen man battle royal for the AWF World Championship, well guess what so am I. Tonight I am going to be the man to stand up to your ass once and for all. Nobody else around the AWF might not have the balls, but tonight I feel like I have a chance to achieve two goals that I have set for myself. One, becoming the AWF World Champion, two, kicking your big nosed ass!. Now if you would kindly remove your foot from my newspaper, I have some reading to do."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "Thats real cute Lance, did you think of all that nonsense talk all by yourself?. Or did you have some of your idiotic Canadian friends to help you, because let's face it, your not the sharpest knife in the drawer Lance. You can try to kick my ass all you want, but I can tell you right here and right now, that you shouldnt waste your time trying, because you'll never succeed, because I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there EVER will be, not some pink tights wearing jack-ass, and I think you know who I am talking about. You may have two goals set for yourself, and goals are nice, but the two goals you have set for yourself, they are impossible for you to achieve."

' The Canadian Superstar ' Lance Storm: "Pardon my french to the women and children watching out there, but you talk alot of shit for someone who never says anything at all. Why must you criticize everyone who steps a foot in your path?. Do you actually believe that if you critcize everyone that you will make them afraid of you HHH?. The only way someone is going to be scared of you, is if that nose of yours gets any bigger. I know the reason why you criticize people, its because your afraid of a challenge. Face it Hunter, your afraid that there are fourteen too many competitors in tonight's match. You know that you cant defeat all those guys because all you are is talk and no walk, and tonight everyone will see the true ' Cerebral Assassin '."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "You had better be glad I like you Lance, or your face would have already been smashed in. The reason I like you is because your not afraid of a fight, and neither am I. Your right about one thing Lance, I am afraid of a challenge. Thats why this match tonight, isnt going to be a challenge, its going to be a fight. The reason this is going to be a fight, is because I am going to make it into something I know I can win. A fight is something I am looking forward to, and thats simply because I know I can win any fight, but tonight theres something special about this fight, AWF World Championship special. I've told you and everyone else back here in this backstage area, I will be the first and the only AWF World Champion in the history of the AWF, trust me on that."

' The Canadian Superstar ' Lance Storm: "Ha Ha, you go ahead Hunter, talk all the trash you want to talk now, because when it comes time for that bell to sound tonight in that match we are in, I'm going to make you wish you never disgraced the name of Bret Hart, I'm going to make you realize just who the hell I really am, and I am going to make you eat your words, because your no way in hell close to becoming the AWF Champion, because I am the one barely grabbing that strap right now. Oh and one other thing, you better hope I NEVER win the AWF title tonight or any other night, because when I do, you'll never have a title shot as long as I am champion, now give me my damn newspaper."

Lance Storm says what he has to say as he grabs his newspaper and tugs on it pretty hard knocking Triple H's feet out from under him, knocking him on his ass. Everyone in the backstage area bursts out in laughter just laughing at Triple H. Ric Flair comes from out of no where and picks his business associate up off of the floor as they make their way down the hallway. They both look back and give Lance and everyone else thats laughing a go to hell look as they continue down the hallway. Triple H and Ric Flair make their way down the hallway as they enter their luxury suite. Flair tries to calm down the furious Triple H, but to no avail as he continues to fly off at the handle.....

' The Nature Boy ' Ric Flair: "Champ, calm down man, dont let that asswhole get to you, thats exactly what he wants you to do. He wants to play your game, he's dealing the cards, and we dont need that man. He is doing exactly what you do best and thats get into everyone's head, and just now he got into yours. Dont worry about what he just did, he is playing childish games now, what you need to worry about is what you do inside that ring tonight."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "HELL NO RIC. I'M NOT GOING TO LET THAT SHIT JUST UP AND HAPPEN! I MAY HAVE TO WAIT TO MY MATCH, BUT I GUARANTEE YOU THAT LANCE STORM WILL PAY FOR EMBARASSING ME! HIS ASS IS MINE! AND IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES TO GET TO HIM BEFORE I DO, ILL BEAT THEIR ASS TOO!."

' The Nature Boy ' Ric Flair: "TRIPLE H! Your gonna have to calm down man, you dont want to be that hyped going into the match, because that result in you being over-confident and thats something we dont need right now. Look around you Hunter, what in the hell do you see man?. Champagne on ice, massage therapists, big screen television, this is the life man, with all this fuss and bickering your putting up right now, your not going to be able to enjoy it. Sit down and relax, you can take care of Lance in your match tonight man, you've got the match in the bag man."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "Yeah Ric I guess your right, but mark my words, what Lance did just a few minutes ago, might have been the last trick he will ever pull on anyone again. In other words, his ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower. He's played the last trick he will ever play on ANYONE. Tonight is my night, tonight I am going to become the AWF World Champion and I dont need asswholes like Lance Storm messing up my plans, I plan on having the biggest celebration Canada has ever seen when I become the champion tonight, of course none of these Canadian pricks are invited, but thats besides the point."

' The Nature Boy ' Ric Flair: "There you go champ, thats what I want to hear. Sit back and relax, get your feet rubbed, hell turn up this nice and chilled bottle of champagne and simply enjoy yourself. Right now is the only chance you'll get before you go out to that ring tonight and do what you do best, kick other one's ass. Dont think about how many other guys are in the match, burn that bridge when you get there."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "Sounds good to me Ric, but I've said it once and I'll say it again just in case anyone in this match is as ignorant as the Canadians, Lance Storm's ass is mine. There is nobody who is going to stand there and embarass me like he did, and tonight he'll pay a heavy price for what he did, you can bet on that. But to be honest with you Ric, I dont have time to relax right now, I've got to meet up with Vince McMahon and discuss some business. You stay here and relax, and prep yourself, I'll be right back."

' The Nature Boy ' Ric Flair: "Alright but hurry up back, Champ."

Triple H gets up from where he is sitting as he pushes the massage therapist on the floor. Triple H grabs his denim jacket with his signature logo on the back as he puts it on. He reaches down on the coffee table and grabs a funny looking hat as he slaps it on as it too as his signature logo on it. He exits the room with a bottle of water in his hand as he sips away on it. Triple H passes the locker room of Lance Storm as he thinks twice about going in, but he doesnt because he realizes he has business to take care of. As Triple H turns the corner he sees the very man he needs to talk business with, Vince McMahon. McMahon is standing next to a wall as he sees Triple H coming at him. Triple H gets directly in the face of Vince for some odd reason as he begins to speak.....

' The Genetic JackHammer ' Vince McMahon: "What in the hell do you want Hunter?. Do you realize the trouble you caused earlier?. I mean what was the point picking on Lance Storm anyhow?. Are you jealous of the fact that he could very well win this match tonight in front of his home town?. Or are you pissed because you thought that you were going to punk him out, but he didnt fall for it?."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "Shut your mouth Vince, I didnt come here to talk about that. I have other things to discuss. Like whats the reason for putting me in a match with fifteen other guys?. Do you realize that either way, I am going to be the AWF World Champion no matter what?. I just dont understand why you would want to put me, your next and very first AWF World Champion in a match with fifteen other guys, its a waste of my damn time and you know it."

' The Genetic JackHammer ' Vince McMahon: "You want to know the reason I created this match?. Thats simple. The AWF was crashing through its very own foundation, the divas all left the AWF and the male superstars were thinking of doing the same thing. The last thing I want my talent to do is jump ship, so I made the AWF all over again, a makeover. New appearence, new everything, but most importantly a new Aggression card. The old Aggression was awesome, but this Aggression is explosive. The fans want to see sixteen guys fight it out for the AWF World Championship, and thats exactly what they got. As far as your time goes, I dont give a damn about your time, quite frankly speaking, your on MY time, not yours."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "Oh so your going to talk to your former son-in-law like that huh?. Well maybe since I am your former son-in-law and not married to that bitch of a daughter that you have, maybe I should just take my boot and kick your damn face it. I dont have Stephanie by my side anymore telling me not to. I am my own man now, and I have a Hall of Famer by my side in Ric Flair to help me dominate the AWF and thats what exactly I am going to do. Stay out of my way Vince, I'm warning you."

' The Genetic JackHammer ' Vince McMahon: "The key word in what you just said Hunter was ' former ' son-in-law. Your not a part of my family, and dont think you got rid of Stephanie because she got rid of your ass. Besides, family or not family I can talk to you in any sort of way I want to, and do you want to know why?. The reason why I can talk to you any way I damn well please is because I am the one who signs your pay-check, I am the boss Triple H, not you, now get that through your damn head."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "You may be the boss Vince, but you wouldnt be shit if it was for me. You see the people pay to come see talent like myself, hell they pay to come see me only basically. They dont come to see your old ass strut down the ramp. What I am getting to is this, you had better realize who I am Vince, because if you press your luck, I might just find myself another ship to jump to, if you catch my drift."

' The Genetic JackHammer ' Vince McMahon: "I'll tell you what Hunter, you do whatever the hell you want, because guys like you they come a dime a dozen, it wouldnt be hard to find someone else like you out there, I mean everywhere I go there's a smartass there anyway, just like yourself. Now if you'll excuse me I have some business to attend to, now get the hell out of my way."

The owner of the All-Star Wrestling Federation pushes Triple H out of the way as he walks off and disappears. Meanwhile Triple H just stands there with a pissed off look on his face and doesnt move a muscle. Behind him comes Micheal Cole who seems to be wanting an interview, but ' The Game ' just ignores him. Micheal continues to insist to interview Triple H as he taps Hunter on the shoulder. Triple H looks down at the hand of Micheal Cole as Hunter turns around and Micheal Cole begins to speak.....

' Frosty Haired Virgin ' Micheal Cole: "Triple H, first off I would personally like you to Aggression. Most recently the whole AWF has been revamped, the old Aggression card was scrapped and replaced with the one that is going to happen tonight. Tonight the AWF World Championship is on the line in a 16 Man Battle Royal, but this battle royal has a unique twist. In order to win this match you have to pin your opponents, the opponents cant be thrown over the top rope. Your one of the sixteen competitors in the match, what are your thoughts on this match?."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "Well first off I would like to personally tell you, that if you ever touch me again I'll break your damn hand, now get that straight. I really dont feel like talking to your ass, but since I dont feel like going out to the ring right now either, I might as well talk to you and tell those asswholes in the match just what I really think about them. My thoughts are simple, I've said it like a million times, but if I've got to say it again for the dumbasses like you, then I will. Whether you like it or not you are looking at the new AWF World Champion and thats because I am the only one who deserves it."

' Frosty Haired Virgin ' Micheal Cole: "Hunter, superstars like John Cena, Lance Storm, William Regal, and Christian are in this match. In your opinion, amongst the sixteen superstars in this match, including yourself, if you were to lose this match, who do you think would come out on top?."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "First off all I am not going to lose so get that through your thick skull. Secondly, there is nobody else in this match besides myself who is capable of winning the match, hell as the matter of the fact there is nobody else capable of being the AWF World Champion. I can guarantee you that when I win tonight, I'll be the best damn champion the AWF will ever see. The bottom line is this, if your not in the AWF to be the champion, you shouldnt be here. There is only one goal I have set myself to achieve, and tonight I am going to achieve it by becoming the champion."

' Frosty Haired Virgin ' Micheal Cole: "Earlier today as soon as you entered the arena you had an encounter with a man who is from Calgary, Alberta, Canada which is where we are now. This encounter led to an altercation, that man was Lance Storm. What was that actually all about?."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "I do what I want to do, because I make the rules. The reason that all got started is because I felt as though that Lance Storm was getting too much attention just because he is from this piece of shit town, so I figured I'd take some of that attention off of him and onto me. Lance Storm was feeling to good about this match tonight, he feels as though that since he is in his hometown that he is the favorite to win this match, but his plans got spoiled because I made my presence known. I dont give a damn where we are, I wouldnt care if we were in Greenwich Connecticut, my hometown, there is one thing I am here for and one thing only, and you already know what that is. And I am going to accomplish that goal, because there is nobody else who can beat me to the punch and Because...."

' I AM THAT DAMN GOOD! '

Triple H stares into the eyes of Micheal Cole as Cole just stares there like a little three year old child who just pissed themself. Triple H walks away from the scene of the interview as he makes his way down the hallway. He passes the concession stand, the place where you can get snacks and all that good shit as he continues walking. Hunter once again passes the locker room of Lance Storm as next to Storm's locker room is William Regal's locker room. Standing outside the locker room, leaning against the door is none other than William Regal. Regal smirks as Triple H as HHH begins to speak.....

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "What the hell are you smirkin' about Regal?. You must want to get that ass of yours whooped before the match tonight, and if you keep on smirkin' like that at me then I'll be the one to beat your ass before hand. You should really think twice about making faces anyway, your already ugly enough, you turn purple and all that shit when you wrestled, you must be an alien or something."

' The Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal: "Well if it isnt ' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H. You know Hunter, I never realized that such an assassin had such a comedic factor in him. You must have a body double. One minute your the world's biggest hard ass and the next your making fun of your ' Goodwill Ambassador '. You talk all the talk you want, because tonight I am going to be your AWF World Champion and my family back home in England and all of my fans will be so thrilled."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "Fans?. Fans, you think you have fans old man. You barely have wrestling ability, but you think you have fans. Your hilarious Regal, besides since when did you think you were going to become the AWF World Champion?. You are betting your odds on the wrong man Regal, tonight I am going to win this battle royal whether you like it or not. Besides who wants to see an old man on life insurance as the AWF Champion?. Your so full of shit your eyes are turning brown Regal."

' The Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal: "Well thats quite a comment Hunter, seeing as how your the one who is always kissing the ass of Vince McMahon, thats probably how you got into this match, you besmerch me, your pitiful. Now bugger off somewhere and let me get back to concentrating on winning the AWF Championship."

' The Cerebral Assassin ' Triple H: "You dont tell me what to do Regal, I make the rules, I am the one who runs things around here. I'll show you just what I mean tonight when I become the AWF World Champion and there isnt a damn thing that you or any of the other son of a bitches that are in this match can do about it..Because I Make The Rules...

' YOU WILL LEARN TO FOLLOW THEM! '

Triple H walks away from the scene of the confrontation between him and our ' Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal, one of the sixteen men competeing in the biggest match in professional wrestling history. Triple H makes his way down the hallway as he turns a few corners and enters his locker room. He makes his way over towards the recliner where he kicks back and relaxes as he watches AWF programming. The scene fades with Triple H sitting back and relaxing in his chair as he watches the match he is in tonight being promoted.....


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