ladies and gentlemen, you are witnessing what history sheer boredom managed to fabricate. this new religion is so powerful that it will utterly shake the foundations of hinduism - that other religion. survey says that russians are not as happy as they were before. that blatantly implies they have not yet found mykoism. this if quite unfortunate, because they do not receive the offer you are about to receive. followers can now sign up by way prayer. the first million worshippers will get a FREE t-shirt for only 5 payments of $40. but wait, there's more! if you pray now within the first fourteen minutes, the price will only be 6 payments of $39.99. On top of that, myko will throw in a FREE stopwatch so that you will never have to miss your hourly prayers again. renounce the faith your parents enforced upon thee and set up your alter today because all the cool kids are doing it.
