QUALIFICATIONS :::
I was an astronaut for about 16 months.
Once we landed on the Moon, I introduced
them fine MoonBitches to the glory that is
Rock-n-Roll. They all then proceeded to dub
me their new king, seeing as I ran their
old one over with the MoonRover.
EDUCATION :::
1967-1994 High School Degree, Beecher High School
1999-2007 Bachelor in Fine Rock-n-Roll, my sister’s basement.
EMPLOYMENT :::
NONE………………BUT I CAN SURE ROCK-N-ROLL!!!!!!
